If you hit refresh it will keep giving you new plot elements.
I loved this one:
Advice for the Evil Overlord: I will build machines which simply fail when over-loaded, rather than wiping out all nearby henchmen in an explosion or setting off a chain reaction. I will do this by using devices known as "surge protectors"
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Advice for the Hero: I shall arrange my personal affairs so that it doesn't matter if someone learns my secret identity.
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Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander): If the mere presence of your new sweetheart provokes a hostile or fearful reaction in cats or dogs, terminate the relationship immediately.
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quote:Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
And this one was tailor made for ME!
quote:Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress): My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.
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Check this out, and then go click on the link to try the Bonsai Story Generator which is labeled "the software used to machine generate chapter 34".
quote:The death toll was counted as they entered the December of using nuclear weapons to seventeen million, including all 13,000 of states declared independence. None were detonated; one in Bonn.
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Pyre, I'm still trying to figure that one out myself. Would one go 'a viking' or 'a chickening'? And would the boat have gravy in it? ROFLMAO Posts: 497 | Registered: Jun 2004
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quote:I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.