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Yesterday I followed a beat up red pickup with the license plate "Hiw-ler" on it. One translation of that plate was a juvenile attempt to say Hitler (or some skin-heads attempt to get a Hitler license plate past the authorities).
I wondered what type of nut would have a kiddee version of Hitler on their license--when it struck me--it was the big thing in the 90's, why not take it to its ultimate conclusion?
It worked for Muppets, and we had Muppet Babies.
It worked for Looney-Toons and we had Looney Toon Babies.
We had Disney Babies.
Why not Nazi Babies. Little baby Hitler with his baby mustache. His best friend Goering. Little Moosey making sure his electric trains ran on time. Every episode has them invading the crib of the sleeping Polish baby, or having his arch nemesis, baby Stalin, betray them and end up in a snow-ball fight.
I'll leave the French Surrender jokes for later.
This weird thought crossed my mind and I decided it needed to be produced--as something the Simpsons watch on TV, or an SNL special.
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