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O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.
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I have no control over how you interpret my words, you hypocritical, pustulent, toadie. If you're going to take offense at every little thing, I would have hoped you'd have had the good grace to let us know before you pranced onto the scene, Mr. Sissy McPantywaist.
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Is that really the best you can do? I thought you were a published author or something. I'd offer to edit your work for you, but I don't know if I can handle that much suck.
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What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?
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The only way to adequately protect any cross-bred combat species against the Slashmeister is to give it a hot wife. Without the hot wife, Slash always wins.
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quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?
You just gave me a new avatar project...
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Yes, but you're so far beneath me, in order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.
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quote:Originally posted by Scott R: In order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.
Finally, something we can agree on!
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quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?
quote:Originally posted by Scott R: In order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.
Finally, something we can agree on!
...and Jon Boy shows his editorial prowess by editing out the qualifying statement.
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"There cannot be a God, because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He" Nietzche said that, but I think that it applies equally to me.
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