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Ho Ho Dan, if a, "Jesus Saves" sign grabbed your attention. DO NOT move to Taiwan. Here are some of THEIR takes on the "Jesus Saves" sign.
"When you repent, call 555-****"
"Every Knee Shall Bow At His Coming!"
"Nobody can escape God's wrath without Jesus."
"Idols are an Abomination to God"/"God hates idol worshipers." (Taiwan has a huge Buddhist/Taoist population who all have alters complete with idols and images)
oh and as a nod to the pornography thread,
"God hates pornography." ----
Those are just the ones I could recall in 5 minutes of thinking. They had some positive ones like, "God loves all his children." but for every happy one there were at least 9 angry themed ones.
I can't tell you how many people said to me as a missionary, "Oh the Mormons yeah you are the guys with those idiotic lamp post signs, I doubt you have anything you could say that I'd care about <SLAM!>"
It was infuriating.
But I hear the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not tolerate misspelling the word, "Spaghetti."
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There is always the gospel, and the eight 'I Really Rather You Didn'ts'.
I'm ok with most bumper stickers, even provocative ones, unless they ask people to honk. Really, that's annoying.
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Has anyone heard of any traffic accidents caused by bumper stickers agitating drivers, or causing people to honk and confusing drivers at an intersection?
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Modern physics is in full agreement with Pastafarianism, too! Ever heard of string theory? At it's most basic level, the universe is noodly.
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As Bast told Sekhmet, "Relax...have a beer. Why be dogmatic when ya can use a catspaw instead?"
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