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Topic: I have exciting news!
Storm Saxon
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posted September 20, 2006 02:41 PM
Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass! Shocking, isn't it?
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Kama
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posted September 20, 2006 02:43 PM
yes.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted September 20, 2006 02:43 PM
How about being stupid? Or of moderate intelligence?
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BlackBlade
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posted September 20, 2006 02:45 PM
What if it empowers you to be a jackass yet avoid detection? Is it ok then?
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Storm Saxon
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posted September 20, 2006 02:51 PM
Only if you make your avoid traps roll, Blackblade.
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Dan_raven
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posted September 20, 2006 02:52 PM
Sorry Storm, but yes it does. It says so right here in the rule book. We should know, the smart people wrote the rule book. Get used to it. (This reminds me of a conversation I had with a bully in Junior High. I said, "Brains are better than brauns." He said, "Who says?" I responded, "Well, brainy people." He proceeded to disprove the argument by beating the fertilizer out of me. Perhaps, just perhaps, brains are only better than braun because the brains spin it that way.)
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TL
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posted September 20, 2006 02:53 PM
What *would* give someone the right to be a jackass?
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BlackBlade
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posted September 20, 2006 02:53 PM
quote: Originally posted by Storm Saxon: Only if you make your avoid traps roll, Blackblade. I've always been lucky with saving throws TBH. Traps are another story
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HegemonsAcolyte
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posted September 20, 2006 02:54 PM
Well... I am not smart, so but I still reserve the right to honor my donkey heritage and be a jackass.
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Kama
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posted September 20, 2006 02:55 PM
*checks out hegemon's ass*
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Lupus
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posted September 20, 2006 03:03 PM
quote: Originally posted by TL: What *would* give someone the right to be a jackass? Being rich...because then you can pay people to not be offended.
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Jon Boy
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posted September 20, 2006 03:06 PM
quote: Originally posted by Storm Saxon: Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass! Shocking, isn't it? Exciting news? What a lie. This is the worst news I've heard in a long time.
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Storm Saxon
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posted September 20, 2006 03:08 PM
Tell all your big-brained friends.
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Elmer's Glue
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posted September 20, 2006 06:29 PM
Handicapped people seem to think they have that right.
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SoaPiNuReYe
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posted September 20, 2006 06:31 PM
quote: Originally posted by Jon Boy: quote: Originally posted by Storm Saxon: Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass! Shocking, isn't it? Exciting news? What a lie. This is the worst news I've heard in a long time. smart person alert.
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Nighthawk
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posted September 20, 2006 07:20 PM
Mmmmmmmm... More... Braaaiiiinnnsss!!!
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Heffaji
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posted September 20, 2006 07:35 PM
I was hoping to hear about car insurance.
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 20, 2006 08:01 PM
quote: Originally posted by Elmer's Glue: Handicapped people seem to think they have that right. Huh?
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted September 20, 2006 08:08 PM
quote: Originally posted by Storm Saxon: Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass! Of course not. Being alive gives you that right.
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pH
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posted September 20, 2006 08:08 PM
Being in a sorority, stoned, drunk, and in a Beamer X5 with eight of your stoned, drunk friends apparently gives you the right to try to t-bone me and expect me to use my mad skillz of evasive maneuvers to keep you from being arrested for DUI. -pH
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 20, 2006 08:08 PM
quote: Originally posted by Dan_raven: (This reminds me of a conversation I had with a bully in Junior High. I said, "Brains are better than brauns." Brains are better thanBraun Maybe that bully just really liked his coffee-maker.
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Joldo
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posted September 20, 2006 09:07 PM
Gorrammit Bob, I was going to mention that . . .
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blacwolve
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posted September 20, 2006 10:08 PM
quote: Originally posted by Elmer's Glue: Handicapped people seem to think they have that right. Please tell me you're joking
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