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Topic: An evolutionary curriculum for aborted gay Palestinian babies in Israel
Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 12:35 PM
You're wrong! Yes! You! And very possibly stupid! Fear my angry red smilie!!! And my sarcasm! Fear my sarcasm, lest it cut you down!
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ElJay
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posted July 31, 2006 12:36 PM
You are SO going to get me in trouble for laughing like a maniac at work.
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kmbboots
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posted July 31, 2006 12:39 PM
You are missing the whole point! Which is that evolution is just another theory.
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Primal Curve
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posted July 31, 2006 12:46 PM
A theoretical evolutionary curriculum for aborted gay Palestinian Cedrios-doppleganger clone babies with Global-Warming Nuclear Nipples?
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 12:46 PM
This thread is so wrong! Feel the love!!
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Demonstrocity
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posted July 31, 2006 12:46 PM
Uh...your mom is an aborted gay Palestinian baby in Israel.
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 12:47 PM
Do not trifle with me, Demonstrocity!!!
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Dan_raven
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posted July 31, 2006 12:48 PM
Yes, but they and their bad grammar cause Global Warming.
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 12:48 PM
There are so many good smilies on this board, why limit yourself to just those two?
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Noemon
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posted July 31, 2006 12:50 PM
quote: Doh! I am offended by the cavalier dismissal of newbies inherent in subtext of that post, Icarus! "Doh!" indeed! Why don't you just come right out and spell it in a way that will let the rest of the forum in on your little slight against kmbboots' relative newness to Hatrack: Dough. Even if she hadn't been around here with another username in the murky past, it still wouldn't be appropriate to refer to her (or anyone else) as a lump of unbaked proto-bread. Sheesh. Just because you have nearly 11000 posts, you think you can sling around epithets as you please. You revolt me, sir.
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 12:50 PM
Fluff: -o- Dan, you leave my dear Grammer out of it!
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 12:52 PM
I believe, sir, that you have misspelled "Norman." If you look it up, you will see that I am right. You can't begin to criticize me . . . you haven't been hating long enough. You are a rank amateur, and I resent your very presence in this thread.
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FlyingCow
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posted July 31, 2006 12:52 PM
You have shown no support for your assertion, and I feel you're being very dismissive of other points of view!
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 12:53 PM
(((((other pointsof view))))
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Lisa
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posted July 31, 2006 12:54 PM
<sigh> If only you'd spelled it "grammer"...
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 12:55 PM
quote: Originally posted by Fluff: (((((other pointsof view)))) What's a pointsof? For your information, Fluff, most people of average or above-average intelligence use one right parenthesis for each left parenthesis used. Your post is incomplete, as you will note if you count carefully.
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Nighthawk
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posted July 31, 2006 12:55 PM
Oh God, he's snapped. Thank God it'll take him four hours to drive down here with his assault rifle; maybe he'll calm down by then. Of course, he could just buy one here at a street corner...
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 12:57 PM
I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!!
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Demonstrocity
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posted July 31, 2006 12:57 PM
quote: Originally posted by Icarus: Do not trifle with me, Demonstrocity!!! If by "trifle," you mean "prove wrong through concerted storms of evidence," then too bad. Clearly I was using the classical definition of "aborted Palestianian baby." Also, I was using a neoconservative definition of "Israel" and a Watersonian definition of "thbtptbtpt." If you're going to sneer down your nose at me, at least proforead your posts for grammar & speeling; it makes you look like a jackass. *thbtptptbtpt*
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Dan_raven
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posted July 31, 2006 12:59 PM
And here I was going to suggest Icarus replace the Sixth Sense kid in the Ender's Game movie.
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 12:59 PM
(((grammer)))
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 01:01 PM
No!!!!! That Anakin Skywalker kid would be teh best choice!!!!!1!!
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:02 PM
Classically speaking "aborted Palestinian baby" is an oxymoron for all manner of reasons--not unlike yourself, actually--and so clearly we are not using the classical definition yourself. When you grow up, you will understand this. Bigot!
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:03 PM
Fluff, this is a discussion thread. You have no business here.
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 01:04 PM
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ElJay
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posted July 31, 2006 01:08 PM
(((Fluff)))
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breyerchic04
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posted July 31, 2006 01:09 PM
But are the aborted gay palestinan babies pro or anti George Bush?
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Nighthawk
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posted July 31, 2006 01:10 PM
quote: Originally posted by Icarus: I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!! You know, I'd expect to hear that... FROM A MAC USER! (I had to look up the word "jingoist"...)
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 01:10 PM
ElJay Don't worry--I never stay sad for long!
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FlyingCow
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posted July 31, 2006 01:11 PM
Icarus, this is a perfect example of how the old guard has become a group of mean hecklers yelling "gerroff melawn!" It's a shame hatrack has been so exclusionary and closed-minded. I feel insulted. I'm going to go and make my own website forum where I'm more wanted and never post here again!
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:11 PM
quote: Don't worry--I never stay sad for long! More's the pity. -o- @ FlyingCow for posting in my way Thank you, sir, for increasing the IQ of Hatrack through your departure.
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ElJay
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posted July 31, 2006 01:12 PM
quote: Originally posted by Fluff: ElJay
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twinky
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posted July 31, 2006 01:14 PM
I can't believe you outed me. Now everyone knows my terrible secret!
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:14 PM
ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say? . Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 01:15 PM
((((twinky)))))
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:16 PM
quote: Originally posted by Nighthawk: quote: Originally posted by Icarus: I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!! You know, I'd expect to hear that... FROM A MAC USER! (I had to look up the word "jingoist"...) Don't you call me a Mac user, you . . . Puerto Rican!! (I'm impressed, though, that you managed to work the dictionary without help . . . )
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Demonstrocity
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posted July 31, 2006 01:20 PM
quote: Originally posted by breyerchic04: But are the aborted gay palestinan babies pro or anti George Bush? They're Fascists, which means they're Anti-Anti-Anti George Bush's Daughters. And you. But especially Icarus for insulting my young age, which, I am sure, is not an indicator of intelligence, but a temporal accident which may result in the impending doom of my personal philosophy.
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ElJay
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posted July 31, 2006 01:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by Icarus: ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say? . Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 01:25 PM
(((Puerto Ricans)))
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:25 PM
quote: Originally posted by ElJay: quote: Originally posted by Icarus: ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say? . Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:27 PM
I think we can all* agree, at least, that it is self-evident that aborted gay Palestinian babies should not be permitted to marry. *"all" meaning, in this case, those of us with brains.
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twinky
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posted July 31, 2006 01:27 PM
IT'S "SMILEY."
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:28 PM
NO IT'S NOT!!!!!
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Nighthawk
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posted July 31, 2006 01:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by Icarus: quote: Originally posted by Nighthawk: quote: Originally posted by Icarus: I certainly don't appreciate your jingoist attitude, Nighthawk!!! You know, I'd expect to hear that... FROM A MAC USER! (I had to look up the word "jingoist"...) Don't you call me a Mac user, you . . . Puerto Rican!! (I'm impressed, though, that you managed to work the dictionary without help . . . ) I... But... I... DOODIEHEAD!
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 01:29 PM
(((aborted gay Palestinian babies)))
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