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Blayne Bradley
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Its a smoked meat delli about 15 minutes from my home I'm going to be working about 4-5 days a week theyre really busy I just had my training session today and you know whats the best? I can listen to my Ipod while working [Cool]
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You spelled Deli wrong you goofball.
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Tante Shvester
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Enjoy! What exactly will you be doing there?
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Tante Shvester
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Oh, and Mazel Tov on your 2000th post.
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Being Blayne, he also spelled "laze about" wrong.
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Do they give you free meat?
Free meat is cool.

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Blayne Bradley
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as supper yes, I help do general tasks, cleaning, cleaning dishes theyre going to train me on cooking stuff.

what did I spell wrong ???

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Deli is spelled with one "l," not two.
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Tante Shvester
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As in Delicious, Delicacy, Delightful, and, um, Delicatessen.
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Mmmmmmm, assorted meats and breads.
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Congrats on being gainfully employed, and syn is right about free meat being sweet.
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Congratulations, Blayne! Hope you like working there.
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I'll take a hot pastrami on rye with swiss and a little mustard.

Oh...yum...


You have my dream job.

When you go to NYC, visit Zabars. You can talk turkey with them.

[Big Grin]

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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Bob_Scopatz:
I'll take a hot pastrami on rye with swiss and a little mustard.

Blasphemy!
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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
quote:
Originally posted by Bob_Scopatz:
I'll take a hot pastrami on rye with swiss and a little mustard.

Blasphemy!
[ROFL]
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He gets all the leftover pork, I'm sure.

Of course, you could just bring in Cajun cooking for lunch (shellfish and pork, mmmmm).

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quote:
Originally posted by Bob_Scopatz:
I'll take a hot pastrami on rye with swiss and a little mustard.

I remember my sister making a corned beef sandwich on Wonder Bread, with mayonnaise. My father just stared at her, and announced that her father must have been the mailman.
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Dude! You work at a Delli!

/obvious

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quote:
Originally posted by starLisa:
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Originally posted by Bob_Scopatz:
I'll take a hot pastrami on rye with swiss and a little mustard.

I remember my sister making a corned beef sandwich on Wonder Bread, with mayonnaise. My father just stared at her, and announced that her father must have been the mailman.
im assuming you and Tante are refering to Pork being against your religion??? I'm just making a wild geuss of what your talking about.
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Tante Shvester
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Oh dear.

We are laughing at Bob because in the Kosher tradition, it is forbidden to eat meat and milk foods together. So it would be a faux pas to ask for a pastrami with Swiss.

Oh, you'll learn! Have a great summer.

And, oh yeah, the chopped liver is supposed to look like that.

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hmm liver *drool*
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Tante Shvester
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Please, don't drool on the liver. [No No]
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Or do, so none of the rest of us have to eat it!
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Blayne Bradley
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now now you dont have to it if you dont want to, especially the liver i work so hard to prepare *sniff* [Frown]
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Good. *promptly ignores liver*

(Guilt trips do not work on me! Haha! Okay, at least not coming from teenage boys.)

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Well, Tante's talking about the milk'n'meat thing; StarLisa's added another issue. There's nothing unkosher about corned beef and mayo on sandwich bread from a strict religious standpoint; it's just Bad and Wrong and makes me shudder. Corned beef is meant to be served on rye. A club roll is an acceptable, if lesser, alternative. No mayo. Mustard would be more canonical, with a pickle on the side, though I prefer to skip those. The meat is to be stacked high. Cut in half, serve with seltzer, and enjoy.
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Shmuel, a kaiser roll (bulky roll) is as good as rye bread. My favorite deli sandwich is roast beef and tongue on a kaiser with brown mustard. Served hot, but not too hot. And I'll take a Coke over seltzer any day. Pickles aren't my thing, either, but the presence of a pickle improves the ambience. <grin>

Mayonnaise is goyish, as Lenny Bruce may have said. So is Wonder Bread.

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I was going to ask if you could get a hot ham and cheese on a bagel...but that joke is wasted. [Grumble]
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Pfft. Mayo isn't goyish; it's Yekkish. (They even serve it with gefilte fish, alongside the chrain!)

(That sentence almost gave my spellcheck heart failure. [Wink] )

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I like my corned beef with kraut.
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Ick. Mayo is the worst crime ever committed by Napoleon Bonaparte.
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Mayo is not fit for human consumption.
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Mayo is divine.
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To my non-kosher friends:

If you can find GREAT pastrami, and have it on rye with mustard and melted swiss cheese, you will experience the truly transcendent sandwich creation. The best pastrami comes from Jewish delis. Most of the ones that serve goyim customers not only make this sandwich, but they usually have a name for it on their menu. I'm hoping one of them will name it after me someday.


to my friends who keep kosher:

You aren't missing anything without the cheese. Really. nothing at all. Don't even worry about it. If anything, you get a bit more pastrami on your sandwich than I do, and that really cheeses me off!


to everyone else:

Who cares what you think!

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Shmuel
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I'll agree regarding the eminent suitability of a kaiser roll. And, truth be told, I generally prefer Diet Pepsi to seltzer... but from a traditional standpoint, you'd have to go with Dr. Brown's. And I'm in complete agreement with Lisa on the mayo.

(I'd make a joke about the common theme of "Yekkish" and "kraut" in consecutive posts, but then I'd have to explain it...)

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[Laugh]
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I've never tried it, but Galaxy makes a kosher soy-based Swiss cheese. Might be worth getting some to try making a corned beef and swiss cheese sandwich.
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But I doubt it. [Razz]
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True, I still have nightmares about the time I tried parve pepperoni.
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Oh, yes. That stuff is foul.

Pastrami is sublime when it is cut into chunks and cooked in the cholent. Brilliant!

I will save the cheese for non-deli meals.

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Oh, and by the way...

Hiya Chanie! [Wave] Welcome aboard! Will we be seeing you outside of Jewish Delli threads?

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I like my corned beef with boiled potatoes, cabbage, and carrots. [Razz]
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That's good, too.

Try making the cabbage into cole slaw instead of boiling it soggy. Even better!

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I don't boil it soggy; I boil it crisp. I only put it in for the last few minutes, usually (although cabbage is one of those veggies, like cauliflower, that if you overcook it it just melts like butter and is good that way, too.)
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My husband cooks the corned beef in his cast iron dutch oven and then bakes the potatoes and carrots in the juice. Has a strong but DELICIOUS flavor. One of my favorite meals.
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I also saw mention of beef tongue. I will say that good beef tongue also makes for a delightful sandwich.

Yum!

Oh, and matzoh ball soup is pretty darn tasty too.


But please, don't make me drink Cel-Ray soda. [Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
Hiya Chanie! [Wave] Welcome aboard!

What she said! [Smile] Bruchim ha'ba'im! [Smile]
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they also serve Matzoh ball soup as well.

I prefer this dark herry flavoured softdrink we have its amazing.

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quote:
I prefer this dark herry flavoured softdrink we have its amazing.
I'm hoping that's a misspelling of the word "cherry" and not of the word "hairy"
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Or worse, herring! *turns green*
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