It's nothing but spectacularly bad writing advice, but it targets both writers and voracious readers. This might give you an idea of the format:
quote:Welcome back to Ask Mr. Writing Person, where the weather is a puppet and the characters are vexed! Joining us today is Bruce Boondocks, from Bitter End, Tennessee. He's a long-time fan of mine [Ed: two days, is it?], and just as excited as can be to participate. Isn't that right, Bruce?
I'll do my darndest to keep to weekly articles (Fridays) with shorter follow-ups in the middle. (It shouldn't be too hard, for a while at least, because I've been doing better than that and I have two full-length articles ready to go.)
I'd love to hear any ideas for topics as well. And if you find it funny, please chain-mail all your friends with the following:
Please click on the URL and then forward this email to five of your friends. If you don't, Bill Gates will send his dreaded Shadow Hamsters to your house to raze it to the ground.
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Yo ***** I'm actionin' and gesturin' at you. Thunder and lightnin' an' all dat **** goin' down. Peace out, yo.
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