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Topic: You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
Noemon
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posted March 07, 2006 05:59 PM
The Shakespearean Insulter is just too great on a site not to post.[ March 07, 2006, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
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Teshi
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posted March 07, 2006 06:04 PM
quote: Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.
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Brinestone
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posted March 07, 2006 06:18 PM
My favorites are the ones that actually come from the plays.
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Noemon
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posted March 07, 2006 06:31 PM
Yeah, mine too. I didn't even realize that they weren't all taken from the plays until you mentioned it. quote: [Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality. is my current favorite.
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Narnia
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posted March 07, 2006 06:33 PM
ooh, it's online now? I've had the book of all of them for a few years. The way the insults are categorized and indexed make for hours of hilarity.
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 07, 2006 06:45 PM
quote: [Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese. Limburger?
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ketchupqueen
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posted March 07, 2006 06:54 PM
quote: quote:
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SteveRogers
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posted March 07, 2006 07:06 PM
quote: Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
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Evie3217
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posted March 08, 2006 01:49 AM
quote: Thou art unfit for any place but hell. Too true.
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Carrie
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posted March 08, 2006 01:59 AM
quote: Idol of idiot-worshippers! Hey, wait - I've never even been on "American Idol"...
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dantesparadigm
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posted March 08, 2006 09:21 AM
quote: Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. Oh no he didn't!
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TheHumanTarget
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posted March 08, 2006 09:34 AM
Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.
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TheHumanTarget
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posted March 08, 2006 09:35 AM
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
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Chris Kidd
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posted March 08, 2006 12:14 PM
quote: Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
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Rich Lewis
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posted March 08, 2006 12:36 PM
Thou hast more earwax than brains.
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Chris Kidd
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posted March 08, 2006 12:39 PM
Wha I can't hear you speak up.
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oolung
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posted March 08, 2006 03:03 PM
I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon thee
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xnera
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posted March 08, 2006 05:28 PM
My bots have a Shakespeare Insulter built in to their code.
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