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The first blade comes along and shaves the top nanometer off the hair. Then, the second blade comes swooping down, takes of another nanometer, and quite possibly severs your jugular...Finally the bajilioth blade cuts the quark in half and releases the secrets of the universe.
Seriously though I saw the Super Bowl commercial where they introduced the five bladed razor. Where does it end?
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nah. because then there are dual, triple, quadruple, and quintuple-bladed lightsabers for a smoother, closer shave. Specially callibrated lightsabers are for sensitive areas, whilst women will need the Venussaber for legs and pits.
And let's not forget lightsabers that squirt soothing aloe and/or aftershave to releave that slight singing.
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Dan, forgot to respond to your orinigal post. Mad TV did a similar sketch a while back when the Schick Quatro (or whatever) came out. Their thing was about 10"x10". Someone shaved off their own ear by accident, as I recall.
Yours is better though, and any name will work, so long as you put "Pro" at the end of it.
"The Smooth Cube Pro! Now with micro pores to catch annoying stubble!
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What's nice about shaving with a light saber is that if you nick yourself, instant cauterization.
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You guys don't know that the perfect razor is already out there. The Schick Intuition Razor does a marvelous job of keeping my legs and armpits all dainty.
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Another nice thing about shaving with a light saber is that I don't have to make light saber noises anymore while I shave.
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Normal people couldnt stick lightsabers up their noses. You would have to have the force to successfully complete such a delicate operation. Or be a brain surgeon.
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: You guys don't know that the perfect razor is already out there. The Schick Intuition Razor does a marvelous job of keeping my legs and armpits all dainty.
That thing makes my skin break out something fierce.
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Noemon, I was going to post in response to the "slight singing," but I can't even be mad. I'm too busy ing.
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