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How about this for an idea, a take off of the Dear You thread. Write a letter to yourself. Anyone interested? Posts: 37 | Registered: Oct 2005
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Hello, me! Its not nice to talk to you again. What is the weather like in your area? Its raining here. Which is why I'm on Hatrack and not outside. Its also cold. And will be cold when I march for band later this afternoon. And I could really go for some pizza. And I think I'll watch some of my new favorite movie BASEketball . Doesn't that sound like fun?
Sincerely, ME
Letter the Second (A reply):
Dear Me,
I wish you would stop copying off of me. If you keep it up I'll cut of your fingers and eat them for breakfast tomorrow morning. So stop it!
Sincerely, Me
Letter the Third( A reply to a reply)
Dear Me,
You already cut off my fingers and ate them. Just thought I'd let you know.
Sincerely, Me
(I'm probably the most twisted person I know, which is saying a lot because I know a lot of twisted people.)
Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
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Stop being so afraid of the dentists. You need to be checked and make sure you don't have cavities.... Sure, your teeth hurt and doubt you don't have any, but get them checked before it leads to a stinkin root canal. You haven't experienced one but I'm sure you don't want too.. Also don't worry if you have to change dentists again... I'm sure your insurance wouldn't mind.....? Sincerely Me
Posts: 1417 | Registered: Aug 1999
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You really need a haircut. That cowlick thing looks like a bundle of sprouts on your head. Also, ahem, vaccuuming. Sorry to nag and all that. But, EEW. Have you actually LOOKED under your bed lately? At least tie a feather duster to the cat (the cat who HIT ENTER WITH HIS PAW BEFORE THIS WAS FINISHED) and toss a catnip mouse under there.
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Dear Me, They know. You've got maybe 4 hours to get out. Forget the fish. It's not going to help you now. Meet me at El Hotel del Pingüino Borracho, Room 436. If you're not there by 10 tomorrow, I'll know you're already dead. I love you man.
Now move, damnit! And for God's sake, don't forget your chamois cloth.
You're 17 years old talking to a 16 year old, there's no reason to plan out your funeral today. And you better hope these people don't think you're like suicidal, but that you wish they understand you're just curious about the future, even after you're gone.
Get you're butt out of the chair, step away from the keyboard, and get a life.
Go to bed! You got four hours of sleep last night, and you're exhausted. Stop looking at the same websites for the fifth time and get some sleep. You deserve it.
Go to bed! You got four hours of sleep last night, and you're exhausted. Stop looking at the same websites for the fifth time and get some sleep. You deserve it.
Love,
Me
That's EXACTLY what I was going to write but you already did! so:
Dear me, What she said. -me
Posts: 870 | Registered: Mar 2005
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You're addicted to the game. Face up to it. You don't have to delete it, but quit lying to yourself about it.
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003
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GET TO WORK! You know you should have gotten more sleep, and you know you should have written that article several days ago. So get off the computer and go to work.
We need to have a talk. You need to stop being so disarmingly handsome: it's causing all sorts of problems for you. Did you think those women really gave you their phone numbers so you could help "design them a webpage"? Perhaps - if by "design them a webpage," they meant "make babies."
While you're at it, lose the modesty. And the sense of humor.
And stop working so hard, take a break and post on Hatrack from time to time!
See you tonight, -You.
Posts: 4313 | Registered: Sep 2004
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Thank you for finally cleaning that skillet. It really would have been easier if you'd done it right away, you know. You wouldn't have had to re-season it.
I know you're tired, but doesn't your family deserve better for dinner? Really, you need to get on the ball with this. Sheesh.
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Dear Me, What are you waiting for? There is never going to be some magical day that will make you change your life! If you want to lose weight, which you REALLY need to do, you just have to start working out and stop eating so much candy and junk. You have to make that choice. If you really want to quit smoking then quit! And for the love of Pete, GO TO THE DOCTOR! You are never going to have a baby if you don't! Stop waiting for these things to happen and MAKE them happen. You are the only one in charge of your life, take responsibility and make good things happen... NOW!!! Love, Me
Posts: 37 | Registered: Oct 2005
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But last night we had mac and cheese from a box and pork and beans from a can cooked with frozen veggies. No one minded but me, of course.
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