No, it's true. They have very unimaginative names. One sheep was named after the sound he made. Another was named after how dumb he was. Every time they bumped into each other, the second would forget who the first was.
So Baaa knew Dull.
The shepherd thought this was funny and would tell all the guys he met.
So men knew Dull didn't know Baa.
Posts: 26071 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Well, I must admit to missing the second clue, though. Is there something, let's say, viscous, in the water?
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
You know, since we are such a small group, we punsters, I will admit to you all that I occasionally make a pun, for example the Emeril one, and find that I am giggling uncontrollably at my very own joke.
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
You know, not many people are posting her, Bob? Do you think it's because you've become lo mein on the totem pole?
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
You know, I just don;t think it is a good idea to advertise on your car in the first place. But people who are pushing for the legalization of marijuana? Cops might start pulling all the people over with pot stickers.
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
A very large Hispanic man has found a method to attach bits of info to songs that are copyrighted. When you download a song that info is directed back to the copyright holder. I saw a headline about this that read, "Juan, ton, provides a for tune cookie.
Posts: 2022 | Registered: Mar 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
Sorry guys, can't hang around punning today, miso busy today. I have got to clean out our fridge--especially all those old milk containers, and throw out that old beef. I've got a real Moo-Shoo day ahead of me.
As for Dagonee, his mom's got a new email address, so today, he'll be doing tech support for her. He doesn't mind, tho, she'damame.
Hopefully, we'll finish with our chores before udon with the pun thread, so don't pu-pu our excuses. Don't pho us out of Hatrack, I promise, we'll be back soon tofu as we're ready.
Posts: 516 | Registered: Aug 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
When a certain group of mobsters were trying to get rid of a body, they started to argue. One guy was new, and the older fellows thought it would be best if he were broken in, and that he was the one to throw the man in the river.
No mobster likes to be called a coward, and the older men knew this. So they taunted the poor young chap:
posted
I heard that mobster styled himself as a wiseguy. His reply was, "You sesame chicken? I'm a Hot, Mustard fifty people soy so".
Posts: 2022 | Registered: Mar 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
Bob was at a farm when a cow exploded all over him. Of course, his friends called him names. He liked one of those names so much, he used it as the name on his packing boxes when he moved. One box from his kitchen got lost, and as he read the paper the next day the headline was:
Lost "Moo-Goo Guy" Pans Found
Posts: 206 | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
The last time I was in Juneau, I went to my favorite Chinese restaurant in the entire world. It was horrible! We waited over an hour for our food. We were starving. Finally, I asked the waiter what the problem was and he said the chef was drunk again. I admit I was a little insensitive when I asked if the chef couldn't just whip us up a little something. The waiter shook his head and said, no, that the chef couldn't manage the stove just at the moment. I was kind of perplexed, I mean I've seen this guy cook food when he was practically comatose...why not now, I demanded.
The waiter took me to the back, opened the kitchen door and pointed to the chef. "Can't, on knees!"
I called the manager over. I demanded that the chef be demoted instantly. I don't mind a drunk, but an incompetent drunk is unforgiveable. I insisted that he be taught a lesson.
The manager reluctantly called the chef out front and gave him a harangue the likes of which I'd never heard before. I could see that it was having an effect as the chef turned pale and then an odd shade of green.
Just then, he vomited all over the decorations. As you can well imagine, he was lo mein on the totem pole from that day forward.
Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000
| IP: Logged |
posted
A man was trying to steal some items from a store. He snuck in to the store, took some meat, and snuck back out.
Unfortunately, some hungry, mangy stray dogs were loping by in the alley, and smelled the meat. They attacked the poor man, who ran down the street yelling:
I've been curred!!!!!
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
Elizabeth, I'm sorry, I totally missed your lo mein joke. Drat. Of course, mine is a double pun, so I figure you get credit for the "low man on the totem pole" literalism whereas I actually got the lo mein on an actual totem pole (this was in Juneau after all...)
Anyway, sorry I missed your earlier one.
Oh, and you you used "lo, mein" before that too!!! So...
Anyway, ma po head hurts and it's frequin' late, er, early.
Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000
| IP: Logged |
Printer-friendly view of this topic
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Hail]](graemlins/hail.gif)
![[Hat]](graemlins/hat.gif)
Thanks Liz. ![[ROFL]](graemlins/rofl.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
