Apparently women want Jessica Simpson's hair. Not for some sensible reason, like for a wall trophy or as an ingredient for one of the more interesting rituals, but because they like her best.
In a new poll perpetrated by In Touch magazine, readers picked "Dukes of Hazzard" star and professional newlywed Jessica Simpson over runners-up Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie for most coveted do. This is despite the fact that her usual hair style reminds me of nothing so much as a Barbie that has been picked up and violently shaken, possibly by a Labrador.
The people have spoken and I respect the democratic process. However, this article kicked off an entertaining conversation between my wife and me as to what celebrity parts I personally might wish to have. Instead of my own, I mean.
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Teresa ultimately decided she'd keep most of her own attributes, but she'd like to move them up a bit.
I chose to keep my own personal bits, as that would get too weird and because I've decided to claim contentment.
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Eh, I'm sorry, but it's not your best work. The concept is worth maybe a paragraph; I don't think it stretches to a whole column. By the time you've got to eyes, you've made the point that this is a stupid way to think; we don't need it belaboured further, so it reads rather like an actual shopping list of how you'd like to look - undermining your whole point.
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Actually my point, if there was one, was that Teres and I have great dinner conversations, the kind that involve loud giggling, hand gestures, and angry stares from other diners. This was pretty much a transcript.
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is one of the reasons why Chris and Theres are such a great couple -- because he actively pursues a Groucho-like romance and because Theres values that.
I could almost hear you guys doing this. Too much fun!
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