quote:Take him back to Coruscant so we can put him in the big black life support suit that I just so happen to have laying around for just such an occasion.
quote:JIMMY SMITS I will take the girl. Hey Ewan, if you know about Leia, how come you refer to Luke as your last hope in Empire Strikes Back?
EWAN MCGREGOR I know about Leia, but Alec Guiness doesn't.
YODA Oh, that reminds me! Speaking of justifying obvious dialogue blunders created by the fact that George Lucas didn't actually have all six films firmly in his mind when he was making any given one, I need to train you how to be a force ghost so you can explain to Luke how Vader killed his father.
EWAN MCGREGOR Where should we keep him in the mean time?
YODA Take him to his family on Tatooine.
EWAN MCGREGOR Wait, really? You mean, to hide him from Hayden and Ian, we're going to allow him to keep the last name Skywalker, bring him to Hayden's birth planet, and put him in the care of his actual relatives? It would take like an hour of research to track him down if the Empire wanted him.
YODA Well, go watch over him from really far away to make sure he's safe.
quote: HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN You know, I love you with all the love one can love a lover with.
NATALIE PORTMAN Wow, that almost tops your 'wish' line from the last movie. Tell me again on the balcony while I brush my hair and look vaguely hideous.
quote: The CLONE TROOPERS kill most of the adult Jedi, while the challenging task of murdering children can only be undertaken by the DARK LORD OF THE SITH.
DREAM PADME Help me, Ani! I’m trapped in The Outer Limits!
ANAKIN wakes up and BROODS.
PADME Ouch, shouldn’t have slept in my vintage flapper dress. I’ll have pearl shaped marks in my arms for days. Anakin, what’s the matter? Your Dark Side acting up again?
ANAKIN I’m brooding. Leave me alone.
PADME Anakin, stop being so emo and tell me what’s going on.
ANAKIN You’re going to die. The baby is going to kill you.
PADME The baby is not going to kill me.
AUDIENCE Wait, the baby? Singular? Has she not seen a doctor at all? That could be the thing that kills her.
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MEDICAL DROID Here are your children. They have superior acting genes, but the female is a bagelhair gene carrier.
PADME I will call them Luke and Leia. They are so beautiful. Too bad I can’t be bothered to live for them.
MEDICAL DROID I’m afraid she’s dying. It appears she has an acute case of Stupidity. We were surprised, considering she was once the competent Queen of Naboo. But it appears as of the second movie, this started to develop. And now, she’s dead from The Stupid.
AUDIENCE And Leia obviously has a faulty memory.
*tears of laughter turn to rage at GL*
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quote: EWAN MCGREGOR I sure am enjoying the feeling of brotherly camaraderie between us.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Yeah, it is nice. Seems like the sort of thing that should have been in the last film. Oh well, at least there were scenes of me rolling around in the grass.
quote: JIMMY SMITS Jesus, not every scene needs some digital character in them. She's giving birth, can't we leave at least a FEW frames of the film free from CGI bullshit? Hell, Ewan chould have delivered the twins, that would be more dramatic.
quote: MACE WINDU Okay, Anakin. You can hang around with the adults if you sit quietly, mind your manners and promise not to eat all the cookies. Also, you’re not a Master.
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