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Speed
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Anyone ever wonder how Kirk Cameron has been spending the PR capital he gained on Growing Pains? Turns out he's been doing his best to scare the crap out of people. And I've got to admit, he's one scary sumumab**ch. Here's his website:

http://wayofthemaster.com

Check out the intro. Whether you choose "yes" or "no", you'll get several minutes of disturbing dark comedy. And it only gets better from there.

Did you know that Kirk Cameron has scientifically proven that the Bible is true? All you skeptics will have no excuse for the doubt lurking in your wicked soul once you've read this.

And look how this tool can help you save all those hellbound homos, Mormons and people whose relatives have died of cancer. It's foolproof!

This site is like the Landover Baptist Church, but it's for real. A cornucopia of condescending crap courtesy of Kirk Cameron. (like the alliteration?) Share and enjoy [Smile]

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[ROFL]
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They can cultivate illusions of perfection because the Mormon church has greatly watered down the concept of sin.
Finally, someone who doesn't think we're not being Christian because we tell people that they're living in sin sometimes!

*wipes away tears of laughter* The page on witnessing to Mormons is the funniest thing I've read in a long time-- because the author comes so close to understanding Mormon beliefs but never does. The irony in the way he self-righteously and lovingly talks about Mormons being self-righteous... Oh, thanks for that.

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*squishes a condiment packet out of dire respect for KQ's feasty-fiesty ways*
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Warn the Mormon about trusting in feelings (i.e., the burning in the bosom) for a validation of Mormonism’s truth claim. Without historical, objective verification, feelings are useless.
Apparently Kirk has found historical, objective verification that the first man was built by God out of dirt, that some dude put two or more of every species of animal in the world on a boat, and another guy got killed then rose from the dead. And further objective evidence that someday soon all the Christians in the world are going to disappear. Amazing. He should be up for a Nobel Prize, don't you think?
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If he's got objective verification, why does he need faith?

I realize the Way of the Master is someone's idea of trying to save people from Hell, which I can appreciate, but geez.

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Aw, man-- I thought this was going to be a kung-fu fighting thread. . .

Can we invite Kirk for some kumite?

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Rather than offend homosexuals by directly confronting the issue of their sinful lifestyle, modern evangelism often tries to soften the approach by saying that "God hates the sin, but loves the sinner." This isn’t a new concept.

Charles Finney stated, "God is not angry merely against the sin abstracted from the sinner, but against the sinner himself. Some persons have labored hard to set up this ridiculous and absurd abstraction, and would fain make it appear that God is angry at sin, yet not at the sinner.... The sinner himself is the direct and the only object of his anger."

So the Bible shows. God is angry with the wicked [Psalm 7:11], not with the abstract sin. If the wicked turn not, God will whet His sword—He has bent His bow and made it ready—not to shoot at the sin, but the sinner—the wicked man who has done the abominable thing. This is the only doctrine of either the Bible or of common sense on this subject" (The Guilt of Sin).

I can just see God sitting on a wooden porch in the bayou with a Union Jack pinned up over the window, polishing a rifle and muttering, "I'll get them frickin' fudgepackers..."
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I think God rather likes fudge. And when he curses, he doesn't euphemize.
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I bet he even takes his own name in vain while he is at it....


"So help me Me, I am gonna...."

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[Big Grin]

Now, THAT'S funny.

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Holy crow. And to think I used to have a crush on him! What a freak he's become.
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Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? IT SHOULD.

You have actually ANGERED Him by your sin.

The Bible says His WRATH abides on you, that you are an "ENEMY OF GOD in your mind through wicked works."

If you've decided to REJECT THE GIFT of forgiveness and you die in your sins, there is no hope for you. There is no purgatory. The wrath of God abides on you and you will spend eternity in hell.
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This is the kind of crap that turns me off religion. Hideous.

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Bwahahaaha. In the pornography section:

"Television commercials are filled with images that if you printed them off and stood in front of an elementary school showing them to children... you would be arrested."

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quote:
Originally posted by Speed:
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modern evangelism often tries to soften the approach by saying that "God hates the sin, but loves the sinner." This isn’t a new concept.

Charles Finney stated, "God is not angry merely against the sin abstracted from the sinner, but against the sinner himself. Some persons have labored hard to set up this ridiculous and absurd abstraction, and would fain make it appear that God is angry at sin, yet not at the sinner.... The sinner himself is the direct and the only object of his anger."

I can just see God sitting on a wooden porch in the bayou with a Union Jack pinned up over the window, polishing a rifle and muttering, "I'll get them frickin' fudgepackers..."
Some persons... yeah, like Christ and his Apostles. [Roll Eyes]

A Union Jack? God is an expat Brit Cajun?

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If you saw a blind man walking toward a 1,000 foot cliff, you would immediately:

a. Offer him your favorite Christian CD
b. Invite him to your house for a non-confrontational BBQ the following weekend
c. Suggest a more fulfilling place to walk
d. Warn him about the cliff

That's from the love test.

edit: wow. Changing 'was' back to 'saw' makes a big difference.

[ June 11, 2005, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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I'd choose option a, of course. What good is a 1,000 foot cliff if there's nothing to throw off of it and watch shatter on the rocks below.
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A Union Jack? God is an expat Brit Cajun?
[ROFL]
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AUTHORITY OF THE PROPHET:
The president or prophet of the Church is thought to be the sole spokesman and revelator of God. Joseph Smith was the initial prophet, but each successive president holds that position. Through him God’s will can be made known to the church. All revelations are made scripture and no Mormon can attain godhood without accepting Joseph Smith as a true prophet. The Mormon scriptures state that Latter-day Saints "shalt give heed unto all his [the prophet’s] words andcommandments . . . For his word ye shall receive as if from mine [God’s] own mouth" (Doctrine and Covenants 21:4–5).

Biblical Response: Old and New Testament prophets were God’s spokesmen. Their words were always consistent with the Bible and pointed to God’s Son, Jesus Christ.

Does he realize how circular that argument is? The prophets wrote the OT and NT, and their words are consistent with...themselves. [Roll Eyes]
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Where are you getting all the good anti-Mormon stuff? All I could see on the site was introduction "Share the Gospel" drivel!
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What ever happened to him? He hasn't acted in awhile has he?
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keep scrolling down that blue menu, Narnia. There's a section on Mormons.
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It's in this link, the third one listed in the first post. That's where all the fun stuff is. Like this gem:

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1. Only in recent years has science discovered that everything we see is composed of invisible atoms. Here, Scripture tells us that the "things which are seen were not made of things which do appear."

2. Medical science has only recently discovered that blood-clotting in a newborn reaches its peak on the eighth day, then drops. The Bible consistently says that a baby must be circumcised on the eighth day.

3. At a time when it was believed that the earth sat on a large animal or a giant (1500 B.C.), the Bible spoke of the earth’s free float in space: "He...hangs the earth upon nothing" (Job 26:7).

4. The prophet Isaiah also tells us that the earth is round: "It is he that sits upon the circle of the earth" (Isaiah 40:22). This is not a reference to a flat disk, as some skeptic maintain, but to a sphere. Secular man discovered this 2,400 years later. At a time when science believed that the earth was flat, is was the Scriptures that inspired Christopher Columbus to sail around the world (see Proverbs 3:6 footnote).

5. God told Job in 1500 B.C.: "Can you send lightnings, that they may go, and say to you, Here we are?" (Job 38:35). The Bible here is making what appears to be a scientifically ludicrous statement—that light can be sent, and then manifest itself in speech. But did you know that radio waves travel at the speed of light? This is why you can have instantaneous wireless communication with someone on the other side of the earth. Science didn’t discover this until 1864 when "British scientist James Clerk Maxwell suggested that electricity and light waves were two forms of the same thing" (Modern Century Illustrated Encyclopedia).

6. Job 38:19 asks, "Where is the way where light dwells?" Modern man has only recently discovered that light (electromagnetic radiation) has a "way," traveling at 186,000 miles per second.

7. Science has discovered that stars emit radio waves, which are received on earth as a high pitch. God mentioned this in Job 38:7: "When the morning stars sang together..."

8. "Most cosmologists (scientists who study the structures and evolution of the universe) agree that the Genesis account of creation, in imagining an initial void, may be uncannily close to the truth" (Time, Dec. 1976).

9. Solomon described a "cycle" of air currents two thousand years before scientists "discovered" them. "The wind goes toward the south, and turns about unto the north; it whirls about continually, and the wind returns again according to his circuits" (Ecclesiastes 1:6).

10. Science expresses the universe in five terms: time, space, matter, power, and motion. Genesis 1:1,2 revealed such truths to the Hebrews in 1450 B.C.: "In the beginning [time] God created [power] the heaven [space] and the earth [matter] . . . And the Spirit of God moved [motion] upon the face of the waters." The first thing God tells man is that He controls of all aspects of the universe.

11. The great biological truth concerning the importance of blood in our body’s mechanism has been fully comprehended only in recent years. Up until 120 years ago, sick people were "bled," and many died because of the practice. If you lose your blood, you lose your life. Yet Leviticus 17:11, written 3,000 years ago, declared that blood is the source of life: "For the life of the flesh is in the blood."

12. All things were made by Him (see John 1:3), including dinosaurs. Why then did the dinosaur disappear? The answer may be in Job 40:15–24. In this passage, God speaks about a great creature called "behemoth." Some commentators think this was a hippopotamus. However, the hippo’s tail isn’t like a large tree, but a small twig. Following are the characteristics of this huge animal: It was the largest of all the creatures God made; was plant-eating (herbivorous); had its strength in its hips and a tail like a large tree. It had very strong bones, lived among the trees, drank massive amounts of water, and was not disturbed by a raging river. He appears impervious to attack because his nose could pierce through snares, but Scripture says, "He that made him can make his sword to approach unto him." In other words, God caused this, the largest of all the creatures He had made, to become extinct.

13. Encyclopedia Britannica documents that in 1845, a young doctor in Vienna named Dr. Ignaz Semmelweis was horrified at the terrible death rate of women who gave birth in hospitals. As many as 30 percent died after giving birth. Semmelweis noted that doctors would examine the bodies of patients who died, then, without washing their hands, go straight to the next ward and examine expectant mothers. This was their normal practice, because the presence of microscopic diseases was unknown. Semmelweis insisted that doctors wash their hands before examinations, and the death rate immediately dropped to 2 percent. Look at the specific instructions God gave His people for when they encounter disease: "And when he that has an issue is cleansed of his issue; then he shall number to himself even days for his cleansing, and wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water, and shall be clean" (Leviticus 15:13). Until recent years, doctors washed their hands in a bowl of water, leaving invisible germs on their hands. However, the Bible says specifically to wash hands under "running water."

14. Luke 17:34–36 says the Second Coming of Jesus Christ will occur while some are asleep at night and others are working at daytime activities in the field. This is a clear indication of a revolving earth, with day and night at the same time.

15. "During the devastating Black Death of the fourteenth century, patients who were sick or dead were kept in the same rooms as the rest of the family. People often wondered why the disease was affecting so many people at one time. They attributed these epidemics to ‘bad air’ or ‘evil spirits.’ However, careful attention to the medical commands of God as revealed in Leviticus would have saved untold millions of lives. Arturo Castiglione wrote about the overwhelming importance of this biblical medical law: ‘The laws against leprosyin Leviticus 13 may be regarded as the first model of sanitary legislation’ (A History of Medicine)." Grant R. Jeffery, The Signature of God With all these truths revealed in Scripture,how could a thinking person deny that the Bible is supernatural in origin? There is no other book in any of the world’s religions (Vedas, Bhagavad-Gita, Koran, Book of Mormon, etc.) that contains scientific truth. In fact, they contain statements that are clearly unscientific. Hank Hanegraaff said, "Faith in Christ is not some blind leap into a dark chasm, but a faith based on established evidence." (11:3 continued)

I'd make fun of that one, but I wouldn't know where to start.
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No joke.
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If you go to the "Television" menu, you can see episodes of their show. It's sort of like The Tom Green Show, if Tom had chosen sidewalk evangelism as his particular brand of irritating anti-social behavior. And for some strange reason, they filmed the narration sections of the first episode on the set of Reservoir Dogs. Seems an odd choice, but I'm sure it has something to do with Jesus.
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