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So I doubt any of you have ever seen this before. It's a lot like those movies in 15 minutes that were posted before for Phantom of the Opera, only in my opinion this much more hilarious, especially her Lord of the Rings ones.
She used to have them on Fanfic and then Fictionpress but they were eventually booted off for being in script format, and she moved them to Livejournal instead. Read and enjoy, they are quite funny.
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quote: DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS And now for a sweeping love scene.
AUDIENCE I have a very bad feeling about this.
Bahahahaha! I've told friends who were going to ep 3 "If you have to pee in the middle of the movie, get up as soon as you see padme on a balcony with a hairbrush."
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GRIEVOUS I have you surrounded, and could have my droids shoot you down before you could move. But, no. I will kill you instead. Because apparently I not only have gravel in my throat, but in my head as well. Luckily, Count Dooku has trained me in the Jedi arts, so we can have a flashy battle.
OBI-WAN Then why didn’t you use your “Jedi arts” before? It’s not like Dooku could have taught you anything between then and now.
They FIGHT. It is divided into TWO SCENES because DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS likes to take the DRAMA out of things.
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MEDICAL DROID I’m afraid she’s dying. It appears she has an acute case of Stupidity. We were surprised, considering she was once the competent Queen of Naboo. But it appears as of the second movie, this started to develop. And now, she’s dead from The Stupid.
Bahahaha, I love it!
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AUDIENCE So what is this planet? A foundry? Or do they just collect molten lava for the hell of it?
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And it revealed another plot hole that I hadn't noticed before:
quote:PADME It will be harder to hide now, snugglewoogums. I’m pregnant.
ANAKIN Wait. How long have I been away?
Seriously, he's supposed to have been in the Outer Rim for the last 5 months and she just barely found out she's pregnant? Hmm, I'd get pretty suspicious if I were Anakin.
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You have to read the rest of the parody because she mentions the Clone Wars. That's what makes it even funnier!!!
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