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Topic: the FIRST post thread
Boris
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posted April 11, 2005 01:55 AM
Morbo, you're a complete moron and your ideas are not even worth my consideration. First insensitive political argument response post [ April 11, 2005, 01:55 AM: Message edited by: Boris ]
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Vadon
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posted April 11, 2005 02:05 AM
This is the first post to use all eight allowed smileys.
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 11, 2005 02:36 AM
This is the first post to veer off topic. Speaking of veering, how's the weather where you all are?
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Alcon
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posted April 11, 2005 02:39 AM
This is the first ****in' post to use a ****ed out curse word.
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B-HAX
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posted April 11, 2005 04:15 AM
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Kwea
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posted April 11, 2005 04:17 AM
FIRST ALL IN CAPS
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A Rat Named Dog
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posted April 11, 2005 05:12 AM
This is the first time this sentence has ever been typed: When several monkeys commune in the twilit desert, unfortunate passing souls are likely to suffer peltings by well-intentioned yet stinging handfuls of sand.
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FlyingCow
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posted April 11, 2005 06:32 AM
This is the first post to suggest a casting for Ender... ...I'm thinking Jake Lloyd, anyone with me?
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Elizabeth
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posted April 11, 2005 07:49 AM
I had the first deleted post which caused another post to make no sense.
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Morbo
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posted April 11, 2005 08:06 AM
Or maybe you had the second post by someone who is hallucinating.
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SteveRogers
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posted April 11, 2005 08:24 AM
The first post by a super heroe
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TMedina
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posted April 11, 2005 08:29 AM
Nazis! First post invoking Godwin's Law. -Trevor Edit: Steve beat me to the "First post with a typo" standing. [ April 11, 2005, 08:30 AM: Message edited by: TMedina ]
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SteveRogers
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posted April 11, 2005 08:33 AM
First post to ask, "What? What typo?"
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MEC
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posted April 11, 2005 08:44 AM
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Elizabeth
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posted April 11, 2005 09:03 AM
fIrSt PoSt To CaPiTaLiZe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr.
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MEC
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posted April 11, 2005 09:34 AM
Mine's the first post with no content^
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posted April 11, 2005 09:37 AM
First post by punctuation!
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Elizabeth
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posted April 11, 2005 09:39 AM
fir?st p)(ost w.,ith puc{tu!ation sca09t.."ttered ran;;dom!ly
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King of Men
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posted April 11, 2005 10:02 AM
This is the first post. There are no other posts in this thread. And Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
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Jay
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posted April 11, 2005 10:03 AM
We're #1!
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Desdemona
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posted April 11, 2005 06:21 PM
First post to at Eruve because I wanted to be the FIRST to post the FIRST website.
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Epictetus
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posted April 11, 2005 06:25 PM
First post to be made while playing Grand Theft Auto at the same time
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Mr.Gumby
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posted April 11, 2005 06:26 PM
first to be confused
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SteveRogers
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posted April 11, 2005 06:37 PM
First post to claim being the last post, " I'm the last post!"
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Boris
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posted April 11, 2005 07:47 PM
Verily the Younger Member Member # 6705 - posted April 11, 2005 12:06 AM Profile for Verily the Younger Email Verily the Younger Edit/Delete Post quote:This is the first post with a pun. This is the first post to quote someone. This is the first Newbie-like copying of someone else's comments post. As well as the first post to quote someone quoting another person. Also the first post to include someone else's member numberHA! The first post to have three firsts in it. Make that four. No, five, no... [ April 11, 2005, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: Boris ]
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ProverbialSunrise
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posted April 11, 2005 07:55 PM
C'est le premiere post dans plus than one langues. J'ai win.
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 11, 2005 07:56 PM
This is: The first post to utilize a list. The first post to use bold The first post to quote song lyrics. The first post to quote a poem. (It's a song AND a poem, ha ha!) "When first I saw you, I saw beauty, And I blinded my eyes for fear that I should weep."
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Little_Doctor
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posted April 11, 2005 08:37 PM
First poster to be named Little_Doctor.
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Tater
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posted April 11, 2005 09:46 PM
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kaioshin00
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posted April 13, 2005 10:25 PM
First post on April 13th.
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FlyingCow
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posted April 13, 2005 10:27 PM
first post typed entirely with my left pinky finger.
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SteveRogers
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posted August 14, 2005 08:15 PM
The First post to revive this thread after 3 months and one day of death, approximately.
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Beanny
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posted August 15, 2005 07:47 AM
First I created light. Then I seperated the sky from the earth...and then I seperated the land from the sea... First nostalgic thread...
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Damien.m
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posted August 15, 2005 09:56 AM
F I R S T P O S T W I T H T W O S P A C E S B E T W E E N E A C H L E T T E R
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Kwea
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posted August 15, 2005 10:13 AM
I hate to break it to you, but this isn't even the first thread with this title or idea.... It is really the second first post thread. LOL
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Crotalus
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posted August 15, 2005 10:28 AM
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. So that makes this the first post to use all 26 letters of the alphabet.
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Enigmatic
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posted August 15, 2005 12:32 PM
First post to call Kwea a spoilsport! --Enigmatic
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El JT de Spang
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posted August 15, 2005 12:49 PM
I think we should change the name of this to the zeroeth post thread. Since the first post is actually second, or third, depending on where you count from. /First post with obscure faulty logic involving the word "zeroeth" //And the first with slashies.
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Tatiana
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posted August 15, 2005 02:15 PM
First post to deplore the dearth of purple skinned white mohawked people on hatrack lately, and to decry the base hypocrisy of persuading others to return, only to leave oneself.
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genius00345
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posted August 16, 2005 12:40 AM
Estas una posteno en esperanto. Jes, gi estas.
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SteveRogers
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posted August 21, 2005 09:29 PM
First post to deny posting first
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