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Topic: How would you react if your cat were gay?
Storm Saxon
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posted February 21, 2005 03:16 PM
Or worse, was some kind of sock deviant.[ February 22, 2005, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]
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Glaphyra the Corruptor
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posted February 21, 2005 03:18 PM
Alas. [ February 21, 2005, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: Glaphyra the Corruptor ]
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ketchupqueen
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posted February 21, 2005 03:18 PM
Unless you were willing to take the socks into your heart and home.
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Glaphyra the Corruptor
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posted February 21, 2005 03:22 PM
At least it is True Love.
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Storm Saxon
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posted February 21, 2005 03:38 PM
And I bet those cats are minors, too! Poor, poor kitties to fall into the clutches of the devil.THE COMFY CHAIR .
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Joldo
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posted February 21, 2005 03:42 PM
Well, if that had happened, then as far as I'm concerned I have no cat.
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dread pirate romany
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posted February 21, 2005 03:44 PM
My friends cats are openly gay. They hump each other all over the place. She's fine with it.
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Lucky4
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posted February 21, 2005 03:52 PM
I'd probably sit him down (Kitty! Sit!) and talk to him about the difficulties he was going to face in life, including the poor durability of nylon stockings and the potential itchiness associated with wool. I'd still love him though, and he could stay under my roof so long as he mostly stuck with the socks in the dirty clothes hamper rather than the clean ones in the drawer.
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AntiCool
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posted February 21, 2005 03:54 PM
I'd get upset at my wife for bringing a critter into our house without discussing it with me first.
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MichelleEly
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posted February 21, 2005 04:02 PM
They do like to lick their "goodies." Of course, maybe that just means they're chronic self-pleasurers.
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ketchupqueen
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posted February 21, 2005 04:13 PM
One of our cats has a deviant relationship with his stuffed dog. I blame his previous mother.
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Storm Saxon
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posted February 21, 2005 04:25 PM
Kitty is just very friendly, honey.
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ketchupqueen
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posted February 21, 2005 04:28 PM
*smacks forehead with hand*
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MEC
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posted February 22, 2005 10:05 AM
My cat's Bi.
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quidscribis
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posted February 22, 2005 10:16 AM
My cat's bi, too. Female and stuffed.
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zgator
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posted February 22, 2005 10:32 AM
One of our male cats was sexually assaulted by a pet rabbit.
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MEC
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posted February 22, 2005 11:38 AM
The rabbit at our house tried to sexually assault my bi cat.
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