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Every Jatraquero Down in H-ville Liked Hatrack a lot...
But the Jebus, Who lived just North of H-ville, Did NOT!
The Jebus hated Hatrack! The whole Hatrack forum! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows what would bore him. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But, Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes, He stood there online, hating the Jatraqueros, Staring down from his cave with a sour, Jeebsy frown At the warm lighted computer screens below in their town. For he knew every Jatraquero down in H-ville below Was busy now, making posts of happiness or woe.
"And they're posting their ideas!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is a new day! It's practically here!" Then he growled; across the keyboard his Jebus fingers were coasting, "I MUST find a way to keep members from posting!" For, tomorrow, he knew...
...All the Jatraquero girls and boys Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their fix! And then! Oh, the typing! Oh, the clicks! Clicks! Clicks! Clicks! That's one thing he hated! The CLICKS! CLICKS! CLICKS! CLICKS!
Then the Jatraqueros, young and old, would sit down to a read. And they'd read! And they'd read! And they'd READ! READ! READ! READ! They would start on Jatraquero-Cons, and "[This member] rocks!" galore Which was something the Jebus couldn't stand anymore!
See what a grinch he's become? I think he needs some hugs to cheer him up.
To answer Rivka and explain to you the whole point of me making this thread, Jebus and I have been talking about Hatrack and Pweb a lot lately. This is just a response to him and the conversation we had earlier. It's nothing serious or mean-spirited. I like the guy.
So hug him! A lot!
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Come on, everyone, we can all get in on the huggin' action! Everyone needs them some hugs sometimes!
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