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Sara Sasse
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... that people's pants really did catch on fire when they lied. That would make things a lot simpler.

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Dan_raven
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No it wouldn't.

Quick. Water. Now!!!!

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Elizabeth
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Do you think it would change the meaning of the term "hot" as applied to attractiveness?

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TheTick
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For any lie? What if a woman asks you if her butt looks big in something? Let's set some boundaries here.

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Sara Sasse
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I was imagining a "cool" sort of flame. Just blue buttlights.

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Dagonee
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Lying about that should set her pants on fire. [Evil]

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Elizabeth
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Then would it chenge the meaning of "cool?"

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Dan_raven
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That's why politicians always campaign standing behind a podium. They drop their pants where no one can see them, just in case they do catch on fire.

Well, that was Clinton's excuse anyway.

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TheTick
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Just blue buttlights.

I know folks that get that without lying!

edited for clarity

[ December 23, 2004, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: TheTick ]

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Sara Sasse
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Somebody's butt should burst into cold blue flames. I'm just sayin'.

I'd like to see it. [Smile]

[ December 23, 2004, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: Sara Sasse ]

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Trisha the Severe Hottie
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Who would you be thinking of, in particular?

[Eek!]

<---This blue enough? Or is it purple?

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Ralphie
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I don't even have to lie. Sometimes my pants just spontaneously burst into flame anyway.

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Dagonee
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This guy must have told a whopper!

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TheTick
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Don't try to mix dangerous chemicals in your pants.

[ December 23, 2004, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: TheTick ]

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Trisha the Severe Hottie
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Ow.

We need a dead serious smiley.

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Glaphyra the Righteous
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Trisha, Dag: [ROFL]

Ralphie, you can make a dead man rise with your hotness.

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Dead Sara Sasse
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... or a dead woman ...

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Sara Sasse
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Voila!

^-- (a row of lyres)

[Big Grin]

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SteveRogers
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Alucard...
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I just have to say that blue flames can erupt from your pants, but not necessarily for lying. All you need is flatulence and a bic lighter...

Not that I'd know or anything...

[Roll Eyes]

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Sara Sasse
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No way.

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Dagonee
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I never understood why anyone would light farts.

There are like 4 body parts in the immediate vicinity that make my Top 5 List of Things I Don't Want Burned and Therefore Keep Far Away from Fire.

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Sara Sasse
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I thought that was a total myth.

Mind you, for the first couple decades of my life, I was pretty sure sex was a myth, too.

Oh, how the innocence is lost.

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Stan the man
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Seen it, butt have never done it. A friend from Louisiana did this a lot when we were in "A" School together back in 1999. He ended up burning the crotch area of his pants a bit one time.

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Sara Sasse
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*holds head in hands

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Dagonee
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I ass-ume he stopped after that?

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SteveRogers
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well.......there is a natural way someone's pants could catch fire.......but the rest of their body would too..........its called spontaneous combustion........a person can just be standing there burst into flames and die........its really pretty bad........happened to one of my wife's best friends at a college reunion........turns out she had been cheating on her husband......ironic isn't it? fire for lying....kinda crazy [Dont Know]

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punwit
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SpontaneASS combustion?

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Stan the man
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from Louisiana

no he didn't. Because he did this in such a way (hard to describe exactly how he did it) that it was used to annoy/torment (torment w/ stupidity) another student in the class. He was having too much fun just doing it. The burning just caused him to be more precautious.

Mind you, during study hours, him and I used to kick back and belt out some Elvis tunes for a bit. It was all fun until he got kicked out of the Navy for drug usage. Stupid stupid stupid...

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Dagonee
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Too much buttane in the diet.

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punwit
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Oxygen is highly flammable. Now I understand the genesis of the term buttox.

[ December 23, 2004, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]

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Dagonee
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I've heard fires burn especially well in Northern Ireland. Something in the Derry air, I guess.

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punwit
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For peats' sake I believe your right.

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Dagonee
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Butt of course!

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punwit
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By the way, if Sara's desire to see flames erupting from the britches of liars ever came to pass, I believe we would see rumpant conflagrations.

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Dagonee
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We'd certainly have a lot of cheeky liars about.

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punwit
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I guess we'd have to hope that our fire-fighters are ASSiduous in their dedicaton to duty.

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Dagonee
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Yes, brave souls will be needed to combut these ignoble ignitions.

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Sara Sasse
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(I just can't. I just can't. *aghast)

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