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I think this will fit the bill: puns about paper and paper products. Who will step up to the plate? I hope we all get plenty of amusement out of this before we finally call it a wrap.
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I was hoping you'd post one of these before Elizabeth reamed you out. I was going to take a nap - can you cover for me?
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Hey bob, if every time you made a pun I struck you with 1/100000000000th of a fist, I'd probably have a hole punch by now.
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What a banner idea! I'm glad this thread was started because this posters board with all the political frenzy.
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I've been thirsting for a new pun thread and mentioned this fact to my daughter. She was not familiar with the term I used to describe my desire for a quenching thread. She wanted to know what parch meant.
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Perhaps we could commingle this pun thread with one on being a father. We could call it Pappy r us.
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Man, you guys are really plying me to pun here! I was too tired last night, so I crawled under the sheets. I have been very sick, and the pencilin has not been working.
You know, I was wondering? Is there any Orson Scott card stock on the market yet?
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Solo, are you in your Cups this afternoon? I was talking about sleeping, not some Paper View porn movie!
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I am not sure if it is legal. It all depends on the cost. Let me check my Overhead Projector to see how much it will be.
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I think you are right, they would get qwhite board. It would be an EXPOnential growth. Marker my words.
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The people believed the great drought was caused by the anger of the gods. They cast many bones to try to determine what this parch meant.
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Vell, um... these puns are pretty glossy. It's kind of interesting how there'll be a lull followed by a new sprint. I think I'll scroll down later to see how else you all butcher the language.
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A shaman might claim he can determine the causes of events by grinding up wood, but it's not true. That's just a pulp fiction.
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I realize this may be a bit off topic but I'm really looking forward to Ender's Game the movie.
I'm wondering if OSC will be come so famous that they will make a movie about his life. If they do, who do you think they will cast to pla Card?
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It looks like the snow is merely sleet. It will make driving to work in the morning difficult, especially as I like to eat a pastry on the way in. I could really use a car bun holder.
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(gads, that was horrible)
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