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Topic: Military - College Humor
dkw
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Member # 3264
posted November 02, 2004 07:04 PM
*snicker* quote: 33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. 34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. quote: 49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”. quote: 194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command. 195. Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
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newfoundlogic
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posted November 02, 2004 07:23 PM
quote: 170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions. That would be awesome.
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Sara Sasse
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posted November 02, 2004 07:53 PM
Hilarious. I read some aloud to my husband. Thanks for the humor tonight.
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Ryuko
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posted November 03, 2004 01:17 AM
I read practically the entire thing to my roommate and friends. MUWAHAHA.. I win.
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rivka
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posted November 03, 2004 01:45 AM
My students should mind this one: quote: 87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
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Boris
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posted November 03, 2004 03:02 AM
Oh yeah, I laughed for hours at this thing You should check some of his friends' lists. The one about using a cleaning rod and an M-16 to find meat for the tribe is awesome
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HonoreDB
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posted November 03, 2004 03:43 AM
I am forever in your debt for this link.
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MEC
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posted November 04, 2004 06:45 PM
This is hilarious.
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