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Topic: When You Give a Troll a Cookie . . .
rivka
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posted September 21, 2004 12:55 AM
. . . he's going to want some milk. *lobs cow in general direction*
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TMedina
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posted September 21, 2004 12:58 AM
Take the bull by the horns and steer. -Trevor
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TroII
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posted September 21, 2004 03:21 AM
We prefer pie, actually.
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TroII
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posted September 21, 2004 03:23 AM
Made out of human flesh! Mwahahaha!
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Pepek
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posted September 21, 2004 05:58 AM
... he eats it. -Jack Montague
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Scott R
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posted September 21, 2004 06:25 AM
If you give a troll a cow, he's going to want a grill to make ribs with-- after he's milked the cow.
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Raia
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posted September 21, 2004 10:54 AM
[FAKE FRENCH ACCENT] I blow my nose in your general direction! [/FAKE FRENCH ACCENT]
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Scott R
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posted September 21, 2004 11:05 AM
But after he's got the grill, he'll want to chop some wood to make charcoal, and he'll ask you for an axe.
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Jess N
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posted September 21, 2004 11:08 AM
And once he's got the axe, then he'll charge in your general direction, roaring with hunger.
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Xaposert
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posted September 21, 2004 11:19 AM
Give a man a cookie He will be your friend Give a troll a cookie You'll see he is a man But give a troll an insult You'll get the same returned For what truly is the troll- The troll or the troll who calls him one?
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Xaposert
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posted September 21, 2004 11:46 AM
I am no liberal, except maybe in the broadest possible definition of the term. And I was only defending some of the trolls... I was not defending the trolls attacking the trolls .
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CStroman
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posted September 21, 2004 11:48 AM
quote: was not defending the trolls attacking the trolls . It's an all out TROLL WAR!!!! ARGGGGHHH! Where's Legolas when you need him.
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Raia
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posted September 21, 2004 12:41 PM
Bah Legolas. Pshht. More a very blond facade than a REAL elf. Get Aragorn. He'll soon knock 'em into shape.
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dread pirate romany
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posted September 21, 2004 03:09 PM
Mmm, Aragorn can knock into my shape... um, I mean, If you give a troll an axe, he'll want a stone to sharpen it....
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Raia
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posted September 21, 2004 03:20 PM
They do? Only in Life of Brian !
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Sara Sasse
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posted September 21, 2004 03:23 PM
Milk makes trolls' tails stick out. Or was that Chinese demons? (Anyone with a copy of The Maid of the North ?)
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CStroman
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posted September 21, 2004 03:25 PM
quote: Only in Life of Brian! But you get a free sack of gravel. It's a good deal.
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Raia
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posted September 21, 2004 04:07 PM
Oh, it's totally not free. She pays for it!
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