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Annie
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Photoshop Phriday, season 2 premiers with a brand-spanking-new challenge and a much-hipper homepage look.

The new page can be seen here, in all its triadic glory.

For those of you unfamiliar with Hatrack P.P. , it's a contest open to anyone - photoshop whiz or good-humored hack - who wants to submit an entry. Each week, a new challenge is announced and entries are due by midnight on Thursday. (which is techinically midnight on Friday. You know - the midnight that comes right after Thursday.) It's technically a contest with no prizes except a lot of glory, but all entries are displayed for everyone's viewing pleasure.

Last season's page can be seen here, with apologies for the broken links. (stuff still works toward the bottom)

This week's challenge, due at midnight on September 17, is:

Truth in Advertising

What this entails is any commerical image - ad, packaging, etc. with an honest description of the product (I was inspired by this Something Awful event) rather than the marketing jargon we're so used to swallowing.

All submissions should be emailed as jpg or gif attachments to blueroosterdesign AT gmail DOT com , and please reduce the file size to something reasonable.

Any questions - call my production manager.

[ September 28, 2004, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: Annie ]

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Holy flip, those propaganda posters are brilliant. So, have you ever used this one?
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Annie
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No, but you have my full approval to link to it whenever necessary.
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Annie
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And, a bump to announce the hot-off-the-presses

New Photoshop homepage!

Check it out, and then get to work!

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You spelled friday wrong.
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*kicks kaioshin*
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Annie
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I hope you both know that when you enter this thread, you are obligated to make a submission.

This applies to you, too, anonymous reader.

This week's is really easy in the technological department - you just have to manipulate text on an existing product.

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Annie, the technological department is where I do best. It's the creative side that is hard [Wink] I will try.
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I'm so excited this is happening again!
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Annie
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You can still wow us with your mad tech skillz, Josh. That can make up for a good part of creativity. [Smile]
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You're new page is most enthralling. [Cool]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Annie
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Grassy Ass.
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[Eek!]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Annie
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What? What's wrong with the hula girl thank you? [Wink]

*subtle bump* - we need some submissions!

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quote:
Grassy Ass
My band teacher (back in middle school) once got really mad and yelled at some kids making noise outside the door, "Your ass is grass!"

We, in our middle school innocence, were shocked.

That said, I submitted a quickie.

Edit: I hope it meets the criteria well enough.

[ September 15, 2004, 02:59 AM: Message edited by: Nato ]

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I shall try to come up with an idea to make into a badly manipulated image by Friday. [Smile]
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I really really thought about entering this go-round even though I'm a novice at PhotoShop. I was going to find a Kerry/Edwards poster, and...uh... "modify" it....

But two things stopped me.

1) there practically isn't a Kerry/Edwards poster to be found anywhere in Republican territory of Kansas.

2) I didn't want to start a fight...

FG

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Annie
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But see, starting fights is what Hatrack does best! I bet you could find a poster online. Try a Google image search or the democrats' homepage.
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Aw shucks, Annie! I did the Google search and found that somebody already beat me to it!

FG

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My entry is sent. Hope you received it OK. [Smile]
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I'm working on something a little different, but I hope you enjoy it.

I have to have it in by midnight tomorrow night? What time zone?

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Annie
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I just say midnight so I can put it together Friday morning.

And so far I've gotten entries from Nato, Moon Rabbit and AFR. Thanks, guys! Many more to come, I hope [Smile]

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*bump*
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Annie
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thanks for the bump

Keep sending them in!

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Update:

The entries I've received so far are...

REALLY STINKING FUNNY.

Carry on.

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Sending mine in now. I've never participated in this before =)
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Annie
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OK, kids, it's the moment we've all been waiting for:

Happy Phriday!

This season's first Photoshop Phriday is up and running and (if I may say so myself) very high-quality. We've also got a

New challenge up already for next week.

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Oh man, those were incredibly cool.
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I LOVE those Annie! I'll have to admit that the Atlantis one was my favorite, but every single one made me laugh so much that all my fellow co-workers came over to see them over my shoulder...

Farmgirl

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"This is what the mugger sees"
[ROFL]

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Annie -- I guess I'm just not creative enough -- but I don't understand next week's challenge:

quote:
animals you'd like to see added to the animal kingdom
I mean, if they are animals, they are already in the animal kingdom. [Confused] I'm lost.

FG

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Whoo Hoo!

[Party]

[ September 17, 2004, 11:33 AM: Message edited by: advice for robots ]

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*gasp* Those are very, very, very clever! Well done, everyone!!
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AFR -- [Grumble]
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You know, I have to keep going back to MPH's entry -- every time I look at it again I see something I didn't before! That was just brilliant -- must have taken you forever to change all of that.

The link to Homestar, the "essay" titles, everything. That is great.

Farmgirl

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Annie
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The animal challenge means creating weird animals. Something like this, only probably not the same level of gruesomeness. (don't flip around to other pages if you like cats.)
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It's a liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.

[ September 17, 2004, 12:14 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Ha... that's the seventh or eighth time I've looked at mph's page, and the first time I spotted the "sponsored links." [ROFL]
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It's bred for its skills and magic.
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MPH, oh my gosh, I didn't realize yours was a live webpage. Hats off. That was brilliant.

Annie, I am unworthy. MPH's entry was a labor of love. He should have won.

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Bev and I had a fun time coming up with all the jokes to put on that page.
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Those were all great, but porter...wow. My hat's off to you. You should email a link to it to the Cards.
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I love that page. I've bookmarked a link to it - it's hilarious.
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You know, mph, I just today, without having seen your link to my page, changed my title to 'Eagle King of All I Survey'. So your link is right on the money. [Smile]
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I actually agonized on the descriptions of some of those forums. I had one that I thought was pretty funny, but I was afraid it might be offensive. [Dont Know]
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AFR, I definitely don't deserve to win -- this was a photoshop contest, after all. I actually was worried whether Annie would accept my entry at all. The only photoshop (actually gimp) work that I did was on the posing as people poster.
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Five buck says that you toyed with using "Hatrack Spinoff" as a description of GreNME. I know *I* would have, but then maybe that's why I'm the evil one.
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Well, hey, you got the People's Choice award anyway. [Smile]
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[Blushing]
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That was my thought too, Noemon. [Big Grin]
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