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Bob_Scopatz
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If she does, give her a big Hatrack welcome.

I have to say that laughter and scraping teeth with sharp implements have never gone so well together. This woman should do stand-up. Really!

And I didn't even have any nitrous.

She HAD TO hear the story of how dkw and I met on Hatrack so now she wants to see what this is all about -- this thing called Hatrack.

I hope she stops by.

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Space Opera
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I will welcome her as long as she doesn't bring the scraping teeth tooth with her. I hate the sound of those things! Pictures Bob's conversation with dental lady:

Lady: "So, exactly what is this Hatrack thing like?"
Bob: "uooort roop kirrw"
Lady: "Really? Sounds like a lot of fun!"

space opera

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PSI Teleport
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Dude, I'm scared. You know how much it hurts to get your teeth cleaned after a ten-year dentist hiatus?

Please don't let her scrape my teeth. Please?

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beverly
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Ah, that's the beauty of internet communication. A virtual scraping of teeth could never be so painful.

Cool! Hope she pops in, and maybe even stays. New blood!

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Elizabeth
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Well, Bob, I am certainly glad to have her, but I'm worried she might drill us for information about you.
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That's the tooth!
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Goody Scrivener
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Remember the tooth... the tooth... the tooth...

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You people really like to get to the root of the problem, don't you?
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beverly
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It's OK. We don't mind having a Dental Hygenist bridge the gap and join us. Then we canal get to know her.
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Noemon
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Dad-gum it, I'm filling a little too tired to really get into a pun thread right now. You can all just imagine the puns that I'd be making if I weren't heading to bed. This is a pretty rich subject for puns though--I'm sure that even if you don't post the ones you mentally attribute to me, that will barely put a dentin the number of puns that are still available to you.
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Goody Scrivener
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You got a lot of nerve.... setting out the good plates [Big Grin]

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No need to give us the brush-off because of a few puns. They're like tartar sauce on fishsticks.
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beverly
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Normally I have the wisdome to stay out of pun ordeals. They usually have me scraping the bottom.
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Noemon
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If she does become a regular poster here, Bob, I think that she'll be the first oral hygene practicioner to join our ranks. Having recruited her might very well be seen, in the future, as your crowning achievement on Hatrack.
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Noemon
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If you're really lucky, we might even put up a plaque in your honor.
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beverly
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We'll give him a plaque.

Edit: Doh!

[ September 01, 2004, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: beverly ]

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Dagonee
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Or, we sure can give her an amalgam of opinions on you.

[ September 01, 2004, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]

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beverly
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That's it, I'm too slow. I rinse my hands of this whole matter.
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beverly
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Though if she is hesitant to join, tell her we don't bite. Wing it.
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beverly
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Wow, it suddenly went dead in here. You could hear a needle drop.
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*in Jack Nicholson voice*

You want the tooth?
You can't handle the tooth!

space opera

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Noemon
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Oh, Space Opera, that was bad. I almost feel like going at getting in my old '87 Chevy Nova and driving over there to give you a piece of my mind in person! Unfortunately, the car isn't in that good of shape, and you live a long way way. I'm afraid my Novacain't make it all the way to your place without breaking down.
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Noemon
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Well, it's really too late for me to be up. I'm going to sleep.

Night trus' worthy friends!

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If she does come, make sure she braces for the worst.

If she's as nice as you say, we'll treat her like oralty.

-Trevor

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Derrell
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Bob, does your hygenist promise to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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Brace yourself, you're all band for bad puns!!

I hate that you guys have this pun bracket in control of the board.

If all of your puns disappeared, it wouldn't even be a floss. [Mad]

[ September 02, 2004, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]

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Sopwith
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"I fell in love with my dental hygenist, so I'd eat a bag of Oreos in the waiting room before every visit." [Big Grin]

--Steven Wright

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Raia
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I can't even get some of my friends to check this place out... let alone my dentist! [Razz]

What's your secret, Bob?

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Sexy teeth.
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Raia
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Ah, that explains it.
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As an afterthought:

Because of course, sexy teeth would get some of my more obstinate friends excited about Hatrack. [Wink]

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Noemon
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Sexy teeth are everything Raia. You know it. I know it. The American people know it.
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Raia
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And here I thought that in thinking so, I was all alone...
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Raia, you can't get some of your friend's to check it out? I think you have more friend's on here than almost anyone else. Who won't come (bloomington people)?
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Raia
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Well, I meant more specifically... I didn't mean in general, there are a TON of my friends on the board.

I meant people like Bob, who refuse to look at the place... and I think he would really like it, he's just so dang stubborn!

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Bob_Scopatz
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I suggest you put him on retainer. That should pull him in. But remember, when new people join, we have to take their measure -- well actually, we leave that up to the incisor.

I lost a back tooth playing football in the yard. Dad always said we needed a new lawn molar.

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Elizabeth
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Three chairs for the hygienist!

Chip chip away!
Chip chip away!
Chip chip away!

[ September 03, 2004, 01:25 AM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]

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