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Okay, anyone in or near Salt Lake City needs to immediately click on the following link, for your very quality of life may well depend on it. Scroll down a little over half way down the page and see who's coming on Wednesday, August 18. Tickets are going fast, but they're only $10. Call and reserve them. Let me know if you're coming. Hurry. You'll hate yourself forever if you let this opportunity pass. You know you will.
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What a coincidence. I was going to bump this for the benefit of any Utahns that haven't seen it yet. The show is tomorrow. Come on, I don't want to have to heckle this chump all by myself.
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We talk freely of getting together in real life, but usually with folks who have more than 11 posts. Unless you are a pseudonym for an older poster? Mainly I think you are doing interference marketing.
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I'm Speed. I have 998 posts, and I'm trying to put off the landmark. I thought my name would give it away. Either that or I'm simultaneously trying to advertise for the worst stand-up comedy and the worst movie sequel in history (until they're knocked out of their spot by AVP and the Carrot Top/ Gallagher fusion tour)
Why would anyone need marketing to go see Screech? Come on, it's going to be such a train wreck. I won't guarantee that you'll laugh at any of his jokes. But I do guarantee groans that you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about. I can also guarantee once-in-a-lifetime heckling opportunities. And if you bring your digital camera, I can guarantee a picture of me getting him in a headlock and giving him a noogie after the show. How can you beat that for $10?
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Oh, okay I apologize Speed That you think it will be a train wreck is why I called it interference marketing. But unless we get a voucher to pay for babysitting and the show is free, I don't think I could make it. I'm so cheap with myself. I hate it.
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I saw the title of this thread and thought, "There are comedy fans living in UTAH? No way." Then I saw the subject of this thread, and realized I was right.
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