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Topic: Fallow and Space Opera's super-secret thread
Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 02:06 AM
Here it is, Fallow, a thread for you to display your weirdness, and for me to admire it. space opera
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 02:14 AM
Fine - I'll just create my own damn weirdness. *Watches a parade of baby chicks riding hippos go by* space opera
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rivka
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posted August 03, 2004 02:16 AM
*moos*
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beverly
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posted August 03, 2004 02:18 AM
Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms And does a parody of each unconscious thing you do When you turn around to look it's gone behind you On its face it's wearing your confused expression Where your eyes don't go Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering You're free to come and go or talk like Kurtis Blow But there's a pair of eyes in back of your head Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders What the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of Should you worry when the skullhead is in front of you Or is it worse because it's always waiting where your eyes don't go? Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering You're free to come and go or talk like Kurtis Blow But there's a pair of eyes in back of your head Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms And does a parody of each unconscious thing you do When you turn around to look it's gone behind you On its face it's wearing your confused expression Where your eyes don't go
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 02:21 AM
Aha! I have made a discovery. Both rivka and beverly have ventured into the super-secret thread, which leads me to believe that they are in fact Fallow! *Has Fallow/Rivka/Beverly lay on velvet couch* *Pulls out notepad* *When did this happen? And what the heck is up with the scarecrow song? It's kind of creepy* space opera
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 02:26 AM
Hmmm. The mention of a stripper leads me to the notion that you have issues with your mother. *Pulls out the big book o' Freud* space opera
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 02:32 AM
*Watches the in-fighting with concern* Fallow, it appears that you are hostile towards parts of yourself. You must learn to embrace you real you, even if that real you likes taffeta. space opera edit: that's right - I can't spell [ August 03, 2004, 02:32 AM: Message edited by: Space Opera ]
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 02:38 AM
Poor Fallow. Wounds are never any fun. And what does "what are you on about" mean? Currently I take a multi-vitamin. space opera
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 02:43 AM
I think I can wait. space opera
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fallow
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posted August 03, 2004 02:46 AM
you shouldn't have to. [ August 03, 2004, 03:41 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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punwit
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posted August 03, 2004 07:21 AM
*pokes nose in thread* *scratches head in puzzlement* *thinks to self, "I was expecting something like a shallow face opera. Nothing like that here* *wanders off to get coffee*
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Farmgirl
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posted August 03, 2004 08:46 AM
*shakes head* *can't understand these people whose posts show posted at 2:30 and 2:45 AM. Do you people never sleep???* FG
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rivka
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posted August 03, 2004 11:38 AM
Some of us are PSTers, Farmgirl. That's the awake side of midnight, for us.
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 04:04 PM
I'm not a PST person, I've just been unable to sleep lately. And what the heck are all you people doing in the super-secret thread? space opera
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punwit
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posted August 03, 2004 07:05 PM
Just a casual observation here, fallow is as amenable to direction as a feline. It's like a saying of my mother's, "You can't herd cats" Getting fallow to follow your lead is similar. *Hopes fallow takes the comment with the good nature that it was posted with*
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Space Opera
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posted August 03, 2004 11:18 PM
Ok, Fallow deleted almost all of his replies in this thread. This, of course, makes it appear as though I'm making inane comments and talking to myself. I think this could possibly make me admire his particular brand of strangeness all the more. space opera
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beverly
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posted August 03, 2004 11:23 PM
Oh, the above is a "They Might Be Giants" song dedicated to fallow by me.
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pooka
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posted August 03, 2004 11:25 PM
I still remember "kudos maximus".
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 12:03 AM
space, call it "stage fright", "performance anxiety", the sudden thrusting out of pariah shadows into the wicked ego-glare. uncomfortablech! pooka's gluts fallow ...and so the wheel turns. or the bottle spins. fallow PS. Is this my good side?
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Space Opera
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posted August 04, 2004 12:09 AM
Stage fright my ass. You just wanted to make me look crazy. space opera
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Kwea
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posted August 04, 2004 12:33 AM
Didn't take much doing, did it? Kwea
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Space Opera
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posted August 04, 2004 12:34 AM
Wicked, wicked devil man. space opera
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 12:49 AM
*crawls turdly self into brown paper bag on (censored) porch and self-immolates* *rubs (censored) (doubly censored) paws over smelly flames for warmth* fallow
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skillery
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posted August 04, 2004 01:39 AM
*hears doorbell ring* *opens front door and stands aghast at the sight of the pyrotechnic dookie*
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Space Opera
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posted August 04, 2004 01:40 AM
*puts out Fallow with a fire extinguisher* space opera the ever-merciful
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skillery
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posted August 04, 2004 01:48 AM
*sells freeze-dried Fallow to Jabba the Hutt on eBay*
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Space Opera
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posted August 04, 2004 01:53 AM
Now wait just a second, skillery. My plan was to have him dress up in the gold bikini, chain him to a big blob of Hatrack and make him dance. Now you've ruined it. Geez, people like you will do anything for a buck. space opera
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 01:54 AM
*stamps foot* Space, The least I was hoping for was a dear sole to put me out. *stomps off in search of true arias* fallow
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Space Opera
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posted August 04, 2004 01:59 AM
Dude! You turned yourself into a burning smelly mess; what else could I have done? space opera
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 02:03 AM
squeemish? I hardly think so. Know anything about hexes? fallow
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Space Opera
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posted August 04, 2004 02:06 AM
Yes, but I'm not tellin' space opera
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 02:24 AM
that's not very kind. fallow
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skillery
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posted August 04, 2004 08:20 PM
*leaves Mr. Hutt negative feedback for reneging on the deal* *passes out marshmallows and willow sticks* S'mores anyone? *touches a match to what is left of the Fallow flambeau*
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Shan
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posted August 04, 2004 09:08 PM
*wonders if that is anything like Walter Flambeau in the Robin Hood series . . . * *Draws back bow and lets arrow fly* *giggles gleefully* *THWOCK*
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skillery
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posted August 04, 2004 10:17 PM
*fetches fletched fly-thing from fiery fecal Fallow flambeau* kebabs!
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Shan
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posted August 04, 2004 11:55 PM
*gasps in dismay in the sudden realization of what has been wrought* *scoops the charco-ally, flaking kitty up and cries*
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fallow
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posted August 05, 2004 01:05 AM
tsk tsk! *lays down a full house* *scoops up the kitty* *strokes furry self* *and trips on the way to the cashier* doh! kaboodled! fallow
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skillery
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posted August 05, 2004 01:10 AM
"Gertrude, your cat's at it again." "You just wish you were that flexible." "Where's the tabasco, I'll show you flexible."
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LadyDove
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posted August 05, 2004 01:15 AM
::peeks in. sees the flaming fallow. douses with a glass of raspberry lemonade::
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skillery
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posted August 05, 2004 01:34 AM
*repents for having gotten involved in another flame war* *smears scalded cat with a soothing ointment*
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fallow
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posted August 06, 2004 01:46 AM
*it rubs the lotion on its back* *pecks at the bushel of birdseed* *flexes*
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skillery
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posted August 06, 2004 01:53 AM
It lives! *gives the only-mostly-dead kitty a big bear hug*
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fallow
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posted August 06, 2004 01:59 AM
*motions* *sniper tags skillery with a drowsey dart* *inhales deeply* ahh... *looks around at the tavern-like furniture* what the? *runs to hide under Opera's skirt* *shields eyes*
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Shan
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posted August 06, 2004 02:02 AM
Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty . . . .
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skillery
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posted August 06, 2004 02:08 AM
*casually flicks drowsy dart to the floor* *flees to a less-skirt-chasingly-sleep-posting-meme* She's all yours buddy.
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fallow
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posted August 06, 2004 02:16 AM
*nabs skill's mesh-back cap and chews* eh?
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Space Opera
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posted August 06, 2004 03:22 AM
Huh? What the heck is Fallow doing under my skirt? space opera
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