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Dan_raven
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First there is Paris Hilton and D&D II

Then there is Seven of Nine in an Adult club. asked to get kinky.

What's next? Hugh Hefner argueing over the correct Mony Python Parrot Sketch quotes? Sim City Porn Edition?

[edited to change "Gettin Kinky" to "asked to get Kinky". Everyone happy? Well, besides Husband who was turned down?]

[ June 24, 2004, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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katharina
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Is Paris Hilton considered attractive?
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Noemon
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Oddly enough, she is, at least by some. A good number of my wife's male high school students were swooning over her last year, and one of them announced that she was the most physically perfect woman on the face of the earth. Odd, huh?
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sndrake
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[No No]

You're letting your fantasies get ahead of you, Dan.

Living here in Illinois, it's getting plenty of coverage. Jeri Ryan's story is that her soon-to-be-ex husband wanted her to do public kinky things in a "sex club" and she refused.

(Can see how the "refuse" part ruins perfectly good fantasies, though.) [Wink]

[ June 24, 2004, 10:19 AM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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Nick
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*doesn't think Paris Hilton is attractive*
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Please amend to note that Seven of Nine (Jeri) was ASKED to get kinky in the sex club (by her husband) but she says she REFUSED....

..so just get those images out of your head already, okay?

[Wink]
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Nick
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She IS hot. [Wink]
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Noemon
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I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but Jeri Ryan was just asked by her husband to have sex with him in a sex club. She refused.
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paris Hilton is a stick in a dress that is pink and orange, colours I despise...
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Nick
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*agrees with Synesthesia*
And she's blonde... I don't normally like blonde hair.

*like bruenettes*
[Wink]

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Dan_raven
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No, Paris Hilton is not beautiful. She is, however, filthy rich and a filthy slut. That makes up for a lot in a teen-age boys mind.

In mine too for that matter.

Oops, was that out loud?

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sndrake
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quote:
Everyone happy? Well, besides Husband who was turned down?
Well, Jack Ryan is making a career out of having his fantasies squashed. Right now, his "I will be the new Senator from Illinois" fantasy is rapidly disintegrating.
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katharina
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I love how his name is Jack Ryan. There's all sorts of fantasies there, too.

On the other hand, he sounds like a skank.

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Dan_raven
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I believe that Ryan is a prestigious Illinois Political name that has been known to be skanks for several generations.

But then, I may be getting my Political Skank Families mixed up. I live across the river from IL, so I only get partial coverage of their skanky politicians.

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sndrake
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Here's some of the real "skank" factor with Ryan:

Sex, lies and politics - Chicago Trib Editorial

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Ryan assured people that he had released everything except for documents pertaining directly to his 9-year-old son. He said he wasn't trying to hide embarrassing information. "The only thing that we've kept sealed--meaning my ex-wife and I together--are those documents involving the custody of my son," Ryan was quoted as saying in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

The allegations contained in the files released Monday have nothing to do with his son.

and...

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Remember, in most divorces such documents would never have been sealed. Ryan's attorneys managed to get a judge to close many of the files in the name of protecting his son, though Jeri Ryan's attorney, and even the judge in the case, commented that this was in large part a matter of protecting a future political career.
The Republicans here are deserting him. Yesterday, Dennis Hastert cancelled an appearance at a fundraiser for Ryan in D.C.
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HollowEarth
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eh Anyone who thinks parading their stupidity around on TV is unattractive. This rules out the likes of Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson, as well as numerous others.
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Chris Bridges
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Okay, something I'm still tring to figure out. The tapes get released/stolen/whatever. Out on the Internet, can't help that. And sold through Russian websites or other international locations where injunctions wouldn't work.

But many of these things are being sold in American stores. The Pam Anderson tapes, the Tonya Harding honeymoon tape, etc. How is this in any way legal? Don't they have to have releases or contracts signed by the people in it?

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Strider
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My thoughts on Paris Hilton and D&D2:

http://chud.com/news/june04/jun23hilton.php3

[ June 24, 2004, 11:33 AM: Message edited by: Strider ]

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Telperion the Silver
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I don't normally like blonde hair.

What's wrong with blond hair?

*tosses his lovely blond locks about*

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..so just get those images out of your head already, okay?

But I liked those images... [Frown]
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eh Anyone who thinks parading their stupidity around on TV is unattractive. This rules out the likes of Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson, as well as numerous others.
It also rules out the majority of everyone who's ever even BEEN on TV.
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Dan_raven
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I'm very surprised at this thread.

Nobody has yet openly shuddered in disgust at the very idea of D&D II.

Somehow I find it and her somehow, equally frighteningly disturbing.

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Strider
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*ahem*

see above. [Smile]

but i'll be more clear. D&D was the single worst movie i've ever seen in my life. One of the only few movies i've actually ever fallen asleep during, during a first viewing. Add to that the fact that about 5 minutes before the end, the dvd skipped bringing the movie back to the beginning, and out of all the people i was watching it with(5), no one cared enough to try to finish watching the movie. We just turned off the tv in disgust.

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Allow me to clarify. People who go on TV with no other purpose than to demonstrate their stupidity. Meaning specifically reality TV and the like.
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Nick
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quote:
What's wrong with blond hair?

*tosses his lovely blond locks about*

Absolutely nothing. Just because I don't usually like doesn't mean there is something wrong with it.

I just prefer darker hair.

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The movie "D&D" is remembered in our "Marshmallow Movie Night" Hall of Fame as the best all around Marshmallow Flick. I especially recommend the deleted scenes on the DVD when they didn't have enough left in the budget for special effects and you see a "pop-up paper ghost" used as a prop.

We like to rent horrid movies and pelt the screen with marshmallows whenever the movie does something stupid, horrendous, or otherwise offensive. Porter (MPH) perfected the art when he made some pvc pipe marshmallow guns. Now we can hit the screen with greater velocity and accuracy. [Big Grin]

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<==is decidedly brunette
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