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Hey, yall. i am ın turkey right now. i just have a couple minutes, but i was going through hatrack withdrawls so i thought i would start a thread to say hello. we did albania last week and it was great. now i am a couple of blocks from the turkish mediterranean. loads of pictures but i wont be able to post them for a few days. these turkish keyboards are confusıng so ı hope you will cut me some slack, grammar nazis. got to go. i will come back in a day or two and give you suckers what for.
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I thought this was going to be about the next addition to the series of block-buster hits "Speed", "Speed II" and I think there is a "Speed III".
Speed in Turkey would have made my day.
"If this camel goes slower than one mile per hour, we're all dead!"
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I'll be in Astrakhan Russia this time next week. I'll wave from the plane Saturday as I fly overhead.
SPOILERS (from Speed In Turkey)
"Its in the hump. The bomb is in the hump." "If we could just get the camel to spit it out." "That first bomb, it blew up 5 innocent goats, 2 ewes and one embarrassed shepherd"
and the most highlighted scene:
"The bridge is out. We got to get this camel to jump the river."
"Uh, boss. Camel's don't jump."
"Give me a cattle prod. I'll get this @#$@#$ camel to jump!"