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Sorry for the let down, but we're doing literary puns, not sexual innuendo. At least, not unless your innuendo and out the other. Maybe Dickens, for example.
Okay, enough of that. It's just a stage I'm going through. The play's the sting.
It was the best of puns, it was the worst of puns...
And something's not quite write...
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This doesn't really apply, but one of my students once asked why Brutus in "Julius Caesar" was standing in his orchid to give his soliloquy. He meant "orchard". Maybe he grew orchids there? Posts: 676 | Registered: Sep 2002
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To pee, or not to pee: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The pains and pressures of bursting bladder, Or to drop trou to make a sea of urine, And by relieving end them?
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dude, what's happening to you? It's like first your illustrated and now your invisible, man...
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A prostitute offers her clients a special herbal drink that enhances sexual pleasure. It's so rare that it has to be carried down from the mountains by burro.
It's her donkey ho tea.
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The tomato pickers were required to fill their wicker containers each day in order to receive their wage. One day, someone's dog got into chuck wagon and ate everyone's lunch. The culprit?
The Hound of the Basket Fillers.
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They've decided to publish the day-day charts and ship's logs of the Mayflower's trip to Plymouth. It'll be called "Pilgrim's Progress."
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A night club just hired a Jamaican security good for the when the club was closed. He comes around after the action is done - he's the Day New Mon.
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A mad scientist has created pizza crust that can move on its own, but it takes a long time to rise. So he's stuck Waiting for his Go Dough.
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The poor, naive country man away from home was taken by every con artist in the big city, who always pay attention when the gullibles travel.
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Orville Redenbacher went out on the town with Charles. The Prince and the Popper had a lovely time.
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Yes, this French woman I know had more pearl rings than I have ever seen. We called her Lourdes of the Rings.
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I was answering the phone for Mr Empire's secretary whilst she went for lunch the other day when Mr Anfall rang. As he was on holiday she'd told me to tell people he'd ring back next week. When she got back she asked who had rung and I told her:
De client Anfall of the roamin' Empire
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My Mum rang the other day to complain that my Dad had forgotten their anniversary. It was definitely The Call of the Wild.
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