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Storm Saxon
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CHICAGO—Shortly after announcing his retirement, heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis, 38, said Monday that he hopes to continue to make money punching things. "I have a few other skills, but I'm probably best at punching," Lewis said. "Cows, computers, sheets of glass—if the price is right, I'll punch it good. I may be retired, but I'm still a powerful good puncher." Lewis added that he would also be willing to hire himself out by the hour for displays of fancy footwork.

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Yeah. Some other funny things from this week's:

Horoscope:

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
Your feeble constitution is noted once again when you enter the hospital after being savagely beaten at checkers.

And in the Onion in History:

Babe Ruth Unveils 'Wife-Bat'

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Self-awareness is a good thing [Smile] .
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