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Taalcon
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Yes, I was forwarded this in my email. No, I don't usually repost things like this. But it actually made me smile and laugh, so I'm gonna share it:

I could've sworn I remember seeing some of these in my elementery school library...

1. You Are Different And That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets A Casket
14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have The Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking And Crying To Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster ... And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, And Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork And Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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Storm Saxon
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[Evil Laugh]

"The Busy Day Book of Broken Glass"
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Human
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"Big Bird Goes to the Psych Ward"
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Taalcon
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and we can't forget the classic, Everyone Is Different.

"No two people are not on Fire. Awwww."
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Shan
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"How To Make A Balloon Out of Daddy's Propylactic Device."

"Fingerpainting With Fido's Poop."

"Where Green Peas Really Belong."
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CalvinMaker
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[ROFL]
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Stan the man
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Linky

"Something Smells by I. Ben Pharting" [Smile]

[ April 08, 2004, 02:19 AM: Message edited by: Stan the man ]
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Coccinelle
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"Eating Yellow Snow"
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"A Big Day at Juvie Hall"

"Jaspar Makes a Shiv"

"Big Eddie Gets Jumped"

"The New Kid"
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"Matilda finds a head"
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