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Topic: How to tell someone you met over the Internet you're dating your mother.
St. Yogi
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posted March 04, 2004 09:59 AM
Are you implying something Frisco?
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Frisco
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posted March 04, 2004 10:59 AM
One post? What am I, a Hatrack Untouchable? Do you even know how many porn sites I had to scroll past to find a decent incest link?! [ July 21, 2004, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
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scottneb
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posted March 04, 2004 11:04 AM
Frisco, how many times do I need to tell you, I'm married! Geez, get over me already!
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luthe
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posted March 04, 2004 11:06 AM
Well I would hope that it was less than 6,230,000 as "free porn" will return that many.
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Frisco
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posted March 04, 2004 11:06 AM
Is that you, mom?
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imogen
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posted March 04, 2004 11:08 AM
quote: Do you even know how many porn sites I had to scroll past to find a decent incest link?! I'm glad you didn't just type in Oedipus.... Mothers loving Daughters is obviously the direct way to go.
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Frisco
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posted March 04, 2004 11:10 AM
For the second link, butthead.
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zgator
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posted March 04, 2004 11:12 AM
Is that why it took you so long to get this up? You didn't get distracted, did you?
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imogen
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posted March 04, 2004 11:15 AM
Oh, I saw both. I just figured if this was true quote: Do you even know how many porn sites I had to scroll past to find a decent incest link?! then you were obviously lacking in a classical education.
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Frisco
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posted March 04, 2004 11:19 AM
Oh, the Oedipus one was easy. I'll bet (and hope) you've never tried typing "incest" into Google, have you? It gimme the jibblies.
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imogen
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posted March 04, 2004 11:24 AM
Well yes, you're right. But.... about a year ago I was involved in a law competition: thing called the Jessup Moot. It's a big deal in law schools, the top teams go to Washington. The context is a pretend case - but the legal principles are real. Anyway, we had a case based on the former Yugoslavia - including issues of rape, sexual slavery and forced prostitution. So one day, after about 12 hours in the computer lab looking for authorities, I momentarily stop thinking and type 'rape + sexual slavery' into google... NOT a good move.
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A Rat Named Dog
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posted March 04, 2004 12:25 PM
I didn't hate you before ... but now that I know you're dating your MOTHER ...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 04, 2004 12:31 PM
quote: Is that why it took you so long to get this up? That SOoooo belongs in the out of context thread.
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Narnia
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posted March 04, 2004 02:02 PM
*pat pat* *I* thought this was a great dobie Frisco.
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Narnia
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posted March 04, 2004 02:02 PM
But then, I love dobies. Go figure.
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Mean Old Frisco
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posted July 21, 2004 12:05 AM
Took my mom out for dinner tonight, and thought of this thread. And I thought it would make a great out of context thread title. sooooooooo...BUMP!
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JonnyNotSoBravo
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posted July 21, 2004 12:11 AM
Right, just don't go bumping pelvises...with immediate family members anyway...
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Lalo
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posted July 21, 2004 12:41 AM
Yeah, be decent and at least restrict it to cousins and beyond. Speaking of which, I have absurdly hot white blonde-haired blue-eyed cousins. It's such a shame when family falls out of touch...
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