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Topic: Bigot Burninations: 5 cents. The Bigot Burninator is IN.
Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 01, 2004 06:30 PM
**BURNINATES SELF FIRST AND FOREMOST** Whew, glad I got that out of the way. Next?
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scottneb
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posted March 01, 2004 06:32 PM
Steps up to the altar. Holding Kat!
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 01, 2004 06:33 PM
You can step up to the altar all you want, but until you pay the piper, you're not getting any burninating.
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Da_Goat
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posted March 01, 2004 06:36 PM
Can I buy a gift certificate?
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scottneb
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posted March 01, 2004 06:36 PM
**goes back to his car to find the exact change in his ash tray**
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pooka
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posted March 01, 2004 06:36 PM
:Tapes nickel to backside: :moons Trogdor:
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rivka
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posted March 01, 2004 06:37 PM
*flips Trog a nickel*
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Belle
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posted March 01, 2004 06:37 PM
Burninate me! *tosses quarter* I deserve it! At least, a bunch of people keep telling me I do.... they must be right though! Burninate away! *prepares self*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 01, 2004 06:38 PM
quote: Can I buy a gift certificate? Of course. They come in a collectors red envelope with the words "Nothing shows you care like burninating a bigot" embossed on the front.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 01, 2004 06:39 PM
Yes, Yes, alright ladies.... **burninates rivka, pooka, Belle, Belle, Belle, Belle, Belle** Feel better now?
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rivka
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posted March 01, 2004 06:44 PM
*shakes head, trying to stop ringing sound*
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Beren One Hand
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posted March 01, 2004 06:46 PM
*sigh* The inability to see religious beliefs as a rational justification for social policy is a form of bigotry. *tapes nickel to remaining hand*
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Belle
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posted March 01, 2004 06:53 PM
*sigh* Aaahhh....that's so much better. *tosses nickel* I don't need any more, consider that a tip. Or advance payment, I'm sure I'll be back.
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Amka
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posted March 01, 2004 06:53 PM
Reaches into her coat pocket to find a few pennies. Only has four. Throws in a piece of gum, pristine in original packaging, hopefully. Hmmm, coat. Should take it off. Don't want to ruin it or insulate myself from the full blast of heat.
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MidnightBlue
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posted March 01, 2004 07:47 PM
A good burnination is good for everyone, I always say. Actually, come to think of it that's the first time I've ever said it. And I didn't really say it, I thought it and then typed it. Anyway... *tosses over a nickle*
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Bokonon
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posted March 01, 2004 09:55 PM
*Tosses Trogdor a wooden nickel* Well? -Bok
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Human
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posted March 01, 2004 10:01 PM
*chucks a quarter at Trogdor's head* Light me!
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Stan the man
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posted March 01, 2004 10:05 PM
*Looks through stash of broken watches* *Gets out cigarette* ready
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Ryuko
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posted March 01, 2004 10:34 PM
Hmmm... I try very very hard not to be a bigot, but sometimes it just don't work! Therefore, burninations for me! (slides her nickel across the counter)
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Derrell
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posted March 01, 2004 11:11 PM
*gives Trogdor a dime* "Two burininations for me, please."
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Derrell
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posted March 01, 2004 11:14 PM
While I don't consider myself a bigot, I need to be burninated anyway. Thank you.
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Derrell
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posted March 01, 2004 11:20 PM
Hey Trogdor, when do I get my burninations?
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Shan
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posted March 01, 2004 11:24 PM
*Counts out five pennies and kneels in penance* *Wonders if she can remember her Roman Catholic mother's Rosary recitation* *Shrugs and begins singing "I Am A Child of God" with great hope and expectation* [Edits post in great dismay. Ack! Lutheran's would excommunicate me for paying! Ack!] [ March 01, 2004, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]
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