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peterh
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Dan suggested that mentioning pirates will make your threads last longer, so here goes...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering will down his pants. The bar keep takes a look at him and asks, "Isn't that uncomfortable?" "Arrrgghhh!" the pirate replies, "It's drivin' me nuts!!"

What makes this joke even more funny is that I told it to my four year old who is acquainted enough with Peter Pan to understand pirates because I knew that despite getting the joke, he'd think my voice sounded funny telling it. Now he walks around saying "Arrghhh, It's driving me nuts!" all the time.

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pooka
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I was going to snub this thread, and I've heard that joke before, but the image of a 4 year old going around repeating the punch line... [ROFL]

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Raia
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*giggles* My friend told me that one once, it about killed me.

Well, if we're on Pirates, we could just talk about Johnny Depp some more... [Big Grin]

*looks innocent*

Or, um, not.

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Dan_raven
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I don't believe you had the nerve to put "Johnny Depp" and "Looks Innocent" in the same post.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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GAY pirates. That will make this thread last for fricking EVER.

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Raia
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I don't believe you had the nerve to put "Johnny Depp" and "Looks Innocent" in the same post.

I'm just gutsy. [Big Grin]

Or, um, I didn't notice... but you've got a point there, Dan_raven! [Wink]

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peterh
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GAY pirates.

Seriously funny!

My brother used to sing the pirates life song from Disney's Peter Pan as "It's in your rear, with a bucaneer" instead of "give me a career as a bucaneer"

[ March 01, 2004, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: peterh ]

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Mike
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GAY pirates. That will make this thread last for fricking EVER.

Nah, then it'd spawn umpteen indistinguishable copies of the thread, all repeating the same arguments. (And who ever said gays don't reproduce?)

Now if it were OSC talking about gay pirates, that'd be another story entirely.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Wow. Nice member number, dude.

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Dan_raven
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Out of all the islands to hang around with, you do notice that the Pirate Captain with a penchant for replacing body parts with unnatural synthetic bits picks an Island of Lost Boys in which to spend his time.

OMG!!! Micheal Jackson is Captain Hook!

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pooka
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Oooh, look at this thread go! Just posting in it makes me feel cooler! [Wink]

(((Anthro)))

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peterh
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He does live in Neverland, Dan... [Eek!]

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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Eunuch Pirates?

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scottneb
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I think member numbers have gotten out of hand. Now it's like comparing male-anatomies.

Oh...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

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pooka
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I think you mean French Pirates, Captain Jack [Wink]

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pooka
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Member numbers. Great. Now that's going to get stuck in my head.

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saxon75
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Wow, size and stamina. Pirate threads sound like they must be quite popular with the ladies.

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scottneb
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AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!

Saxon's Member number is bigger than mine!

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IvyGirl
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Well, I am in here after all, but I don't know if I qualify as a lady............ [Big Grin]

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Mike
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Wow. Nice member number, dude.

Funny how that's the only thing that gets me any attention around here... [Wink]

ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Cause it's so... so... small.

How can you not notice that, even hidden in the depths of a pirate thread?

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scottneb
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Well, I'd apreciate it if you would put it away so we all don't have to stare at it all the time. It makes me feel insecure.

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Eaquae Legit
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At our most recent school play, there was one - count 'em, one - pirate. The audience more than made up for this lack, yelling YARR pretty much whenever they felt like it. One particularly enthusiastic uh, gentleman, got going before the play even started yelling "Gimmie a YAR!" "YARR!" "Gimme another YAR!" "YAAAR" Gimme another YAR!" "YAAR!" "What's that spell?" "YAAAAARRRR!!"

I think it was a joke from last year's show. But it was freaking hilarious nonetheless. Plays which encourage the peanut gallery can be quite amusing.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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And anyone who can do this has my respect.

[Hail]

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scottneb
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whew! I totally thought I was going to see a member number or something. You have my repect for keeping it in holding.

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Mike
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Well, I'd apreciate it if you would put it away so we all don't have to stare at it all the time. It makes me feel insecure.

<drag queen voice>
Well, I can't help it if I'm beautiful, honey...
</drag queen voice>

Oh, wait.

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Mike
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Oh, and ARRRRRRR!

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hansenj
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But....

Why is the rum gone?!

[Angst]

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MidnightBlue
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AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Wow, that feels good!

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Ryuko
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Best. Gay. Pirates. Link.... EVAR...

Warning, long load time and not for the faint of heart!

Pirate Kissage!!!! XD

[ March 01, 2004, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]

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