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Topic: The Cannabilism Thread
Liquor and Fireworks
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posted February 01, 2004 11:42 PM
I'm sorry to say that we are all out of food, so we will now resort to cannabilism. Newbies first. *grabs knife and fork, puts on bib. Waits for some newb to wander into thread* [ February 01, 2004, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
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Jon Boy
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posted February 01, 2004 11:45 PM
Newbies? Like you?
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Da_Goat
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posted February 01, 2004 11:46 PM
You're 256 members my newbie, L&F. Watch your back.
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Liquor and Fireworks
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posted February 01, 2004 11:46 PM
*Takes Jon Boy's advice and devours left arm* I'm sorry, did you want some?
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Liquor and Fireworks
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posted February 01, 2004 11:48 PM
But I had previous incarnations! I'm no new...ah screw it, just eat me. (Don't put that in the Out-of-context thread)
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Da_Goat
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posted February 01, 2004 11:52 PM
Other than me, who's to say I didn't have previous incarnations, too? Anyway, I got.... rippers!
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Javert
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posted February 01, 2004 11:53 PM
I've always thought there could be a great reality show. It would be based after "The Mole" and "Survivor". I call it "The Cannibal". One player is secretly the cannibal. Last person to get out without getting eaten wins.
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Da_Goat
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posted February 01, 2004 11:55 PM
Well, wouldn't it be obvious that the canibal would win? [ February 01, 2004, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
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Liquor and Fireworks
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posted February 01, 2004 11:56 PM
*smacks Javert over head with frying pan, pours on salt and pepper.* Dinner is served.
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Beren One Hand
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posted February 02, 2004 12:03 AM
I'm too lazy to do the "print screen" "adjacent thread title" thing, but for a brief moment in time, this thread was right above Shan's Dinner is Served thread. A short, perfect moment.
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Javert
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posted February 02, 2004 12:03 AM
I'm bad for you. You'll die of high cholesterol before you get through an arm.
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Liquor and Fireworks
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posted February 02, 2004 12:09 AM
*Smacks Javert over the head again...and again.* Silence! I hate it when my food talks to me.
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Da_Goat
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posted February 02, 2004 12:12 AM
Stop playing with your food, L&F!
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Liquor and Fireworks
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posted February 02, 2004 12:17 AM
Yes mother. *Eats Javert's arm, has triple heart-attack*
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ae
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posted February 02, 2004 05:45 AM
You have three hearts? Ick. I'm not touching you, then. Goddamn GM foods.
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