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Do you need answers to a problem? Are you looking for advice in a time of need? Do you seek forgotten Ring-lore that will give you dominion over all life? Saruman the Wise is here to answer your questions for only five cents.
No. A mysterious dark horse candidate called Sharkey will steal the vote away and usher in a new era of progress.
quote:Will I do well on my exams?
No, because you're wasting all your study time by browsing Hatrack.
quote:Will I ever get a job? When? What job?
You will become part of Sharkey's entourage. Just bide your time and wait until the takeover—er, I mean elections—are over.
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*moans in despair* I knew I might have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but working for a politician? *wails* The shame! The horror!
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quote: No, because you're wasting all your study time by browsing Hatrack.
I thought you were going to say that. In fact, I was almost going to put a clause in to my question that said that that wasn't an acceptable answer. *sigh* I suppose I asked for it.
Besides, I'm not browsing, I'm quickly reading when Bismarck and Physics and Math gets too much for me.
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quote: Oh, I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that.
Yeah, well, I remember it. The hobbits use Brillo pads on you. O'course, you die, so maybe you wouldn't remember. . .
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quote:How can I keep my cat from trying to eat my hamster?
You can't. You might as well try to keep your cat from shedding, licking itself, or ignoring you. My advice: feed the hamster to the cat and get it over with.
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Jehovoid, many things are worth a nickle, as a nickle is not a piece of currency but a small fish. You are thinking of a nickel.
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