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Jon Boy
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I'm not funny anymore. I just thought I'd say it loud and clear so that we can all move on with our lives. Thank you.

You probably thought this was a pregnancy announcement, didn't you?

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This thread isn't funny.
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rivka
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I think it's rather sweet that you're saving your Funny for at home.

And no, but that's because I know that when such a thread is needed, it will have the absolutely most innocuous title possible. [Big Grin]

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T_Smith
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Jon, word on the street is that you are being very antagonistic towards me. What gives? You used to be cool.
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Jon Boy
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Antagonistic? ¿Que?
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T_Smith
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Ya!! Gosh! Antagonistic! That's the word on the street, didn't ya hear me!?
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saxon75
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What's this "anymore" stuff?
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rivka
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Hmm. Not on my street. It says SLOW.
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Nice prelude -- build trust first through clear, concise, honest statements, then the 'thank you' to make it sincere. Well done.

So... what's the announcement?

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Jon Boy
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My announcement is that my last shred of self-esteem has withered away and died.
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Sometimes it hurts to see somebody else running down the same joke street as you and do it so much better. ::sigh::
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Javert Hugo
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*grin*

Jon Boy, Funny doesn't die. It must be... sleeping. It can't go away forever. Come back, Funny! Come back!

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Never mind. My point is made - Pop stole all the Funny.
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Jon Boy
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Maybe it sailed away to the Undying Lands, where it can forever remain young.
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Brinestone
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The Undying Lands are clearly Tolkien's metaphor for death, and as katharina said, Funny doesn't die.

Death cannot stop true Funny. All it can do is delay it for a while.

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rivka
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*mopes* You know you're invisible when you accidentally post a great straight line, and no one else notices.
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Brinestone
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*pat pat*

I noticed, rivka.

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rivka
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[Smile]
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(((Jon Boy)))
[Hail] rivka

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T_Smith
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?! ARE YOU WORSHIPPING HIM?!
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Brinestone
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I don't feel sorry for you. Some of us, when we try to be funny in writing, always end up making people groan instead.
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What's more tragic, though: to have had the funny and lost it or never to have had it at all?
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Well, as someone who's never had it at all, I would much rather have had it and lost it.
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What really stinks is when you’re stuck in a ten year lease on poorly maintained rental funny.
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