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Topic: We're on FYRE!
MyrddinFyre
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Member # 2576
posted January 10, 2004 11:45 PM
Everybody talks about all the hot jatraqueras there are. Well? What about the guys? Here are five noteworthy jatraqueros, and a rating (out of ten) for each! Ow ow! narrativium Rating: Ten Cheese Wheels. Location, location, location! And you can't deny this one's hot hot hot! Javert Rating: Ten Teddy Bears. Eyes you can sink into, no? *fans self* Human Rating: Ten Oak Leaves. There's something very phalli-- um, noble about trees. Feyd Baron Rating: Ten Tribbles. Is short, furry and funny your type? Chaeron Rating: Ten Mountains. C'mon, now. You gotta dig the spikey hair. PS. And Fugu is the hottest of them all, but I'm not allowed to say so.
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Javert
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posted January 11, 2004 12:00 AM
..........speechless.
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Raia
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posted January 11, 2004 08:39 AM
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Human
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posted January 11, 2004 09:42 AM
I'm...assuming a fair amount of mockery since I made the list...
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MyrddinFyre
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posted January 11, 2004 10:30 AM
Oh, no. The only ones being mocked are Myr and RRR. *glares at fugu*
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Javert
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posted January 11, 2004 10:41 AM
Human, I share your opinion. However, I've learned not to question it when paid a complement, even if it may be in jest. And besides, like my Momma used to say, everybody looks good to at least a few other people!
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Da_Goat
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posted January 11, 2004 10:50 AM
"...even if the few other people are imaginary!" Well, maybe that's only my mom...
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policyvote
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posted January 11, 2004 02:41 PM
Hey, how could I put pix up on that site? I can't find a "register" or anything like that . . . is it invitation-only? Peace policy
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Lalo
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posted January 11, 2004 03:21 PM
E-mail Ralphie at hatrack@foobonic.com. She'll hook you up with an album. quote: And besides, like my Momma used to say, everybody looks good to at least a few other people! ...in Javert's case, he's a real stud poster boy for the blind...
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Javert
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posted January 11, 2004 04:14 PM
Them there's fightin' words! (Actual response: )
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pooka
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posted January 11, 2004 04:55 PM
Bokonon Rating: 10 signs pointing somewhere else
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ak
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posted January 11, 2004 05:04 PM
There are apparently no mirrors in the Human household.
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ak
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posted January 11, 2004 05:12 PM
That reminds me of another friend of mine who is so good looking that random girls honk and wave at him on the street, come up and ask him to marry them, and so on. These things happen with fair frequency, and he assumes they are all only making fun of him, despite the evidence of his mirror, (and, I might add, of my expert testimony. (Is he questioning my qualifications as a girl??? Does he think I wouldn't know??? No, in my case apparently I'm just lying to be kind. ))
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CalvinMaker
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posted January 11, 2004 06:16 PM
I believe a unifying term should be coined so we can compare all these ratings. How about "manelicious marks".
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Annie
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posted January 11, 2004 06:38 PM
My friend Abby and I invented the word "mantastic." I think that would be a good qualifier here.
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Human
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posted January 11, 2004 07:53 PM
Ak, there are mirrors...I'm just guessing that Myr is seeing something I don't...or mocking me. I don't mind either way.
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Da_Goat
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posted January 11, 2004 08:08 PM
Somebody needs to come to chat more often.
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Primal Curve
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posted January 11, 2004 08:17 PM
Geez. You can form semi-solid statues of sadness out of the insecurity in this thread.
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Annie
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posted January 11, 2004 10:44 PM
You guys all know who I vote for Check this cutie out: Hobbes gets all 10 of my votes.
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Bokonon
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posted January 11, 2004 11:36 PM
Well, at least one person has a sublimely critical eye *Slips pooka the 20 bucks he promised* -Bok
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Javert
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posted January 11, 2004 11:41 PM
Are we completely sure that none of these rankings are biased in any way? Annie, I'm looking at you!
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