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Wouldn’t it be great if while watching the army of orcs march towards them at Helm’s Deep, the soldiers all joined in a rousing chorus of YMCA? Or perhaps the movie could be about two young potheads from Rohan who by the end of the battle, learn the true meaning of Christmas.
Or maybe the movies could end with Sauron waking up and thinking “Ohh what a terrible dream!” Heck, instead of a ring you could just have a Christmas present Frodo is trying to deliver to Sauron for UPS and still make it in time for an overnight delivery. Better yet, the movie ends by revealing Gimili is really cross dresser and all the characters have to rediscover themselves with this new knowledge and everyone eventually accepts who he is, even his cold hearted father who always wanted him to be a champion rodeo clown.
Maybe this is why my dreams of becoming a director never materialized.
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Most of my late-night thoughts tend to veer off of the movie plot and end up with ... "Gee, I sure do like Hobbes." Posts: 8504 | Registered: Aug 1999
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Hobbes, I completely understand your late night movie thoughts. Late night musings are often our most inspired. But, I need to never watch sappy movies late at night when I'm tired because than I just start thinking of how utterly SINGLE I am. Life is a whole lot more depressing at 2am when I'm exhausted with no one to talk to.
You know, Annie, I'm sure it's because I'm really tired this morning, but I read that as "Gee, I'd sure like to do Hobbes". My reaction was something along the lines of " ". Then I reread.
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