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Topic: Come and sit on Satan's Lap
Anti-Chris
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Member # 4452
posted December 15, 2003 04:06 PM
MUAHAHAHA! Tell me, young children and children at heart! What does thou truly wish for? A plague upon thine enemies? Raining Sulfer on K-Mart? Tis the season to be evil! Tell me what you want.
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Snarky
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posted December 15, 2003 04:09 PM
Destroy my final exams, please.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 15, 2003 04:13 PM
I want my soul back, please.
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Anti-Chris
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posted December 15, 2003 04:31 PM
Snarky, I can not destroy evil. It's against my nature. I can only cause evil. If you want your instructor to be suddenly ill for the next century, then that's a different story. Bob, I do apologize (NOT) but I handed your soul over to Celia in exchange for my own. Crafty little devil, aint she?
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scottneb
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posted December 15, 2003 04:33 PM
Make every vehicle in the world break-down, except Honda Elements, so I can fit in.
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Anti-Chris
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posted December 15, 2003 04:35 PM
Consider it done. ::wiggles nose in witch-like fashion::
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Snarky
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posted December 15, 2003 04:37 PM
Oh yeah . . . I forgot about that whole "Satan can't cast out Satan" thing. Hmm. I don't know if I feel vindictive enough to wish for my professors to get sick, though. I'll have to think about it.
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Satan
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posted December 15, 2003 05:39 PM
Impostinator!
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Ryuko
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posted December 15, 2003 05:44 PM
There's two of them!!!
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Anti-Chris
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posted December 15, 2003 05:45 PM
Be quiet, Dad! Can't I once just be the prince of darkness without you embarressing me?
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Satan
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Member # 529
posted December 15, 2003 05:51 PM
Ungrateful little brat. How dare you come here looking for action in my name! Go to your room. I'll be up to sing you sweet lullabies in a minute. (It really does hurt me more than it hurts him.)
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Black Mage
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posted December 15, 2003 05:59 PM
Can I have a lulllaby? But the sort that would burn the ears off stevedore, OK?
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Satan
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posted December 15, 2003 06:03 PM
It will cost you a soul. Doesn't have to be your own.
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katharina
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posted December 15, 2003 06:03 PM
Can I have an adventure? I want an adventure. I haven't had one for a long time now.
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Anti-Chris
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posted December 15, 2003 06:05 PM
I'll give you an adventure!!! AN ADVENTURE IN HELL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Please accept this one way ticket to Hell, Michigan, where an adventure of a lifetime awaits you. [ December 15, 2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Anti-Chris ]
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Satan
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posted December 15, 2003 06:08 PM
Yes, you should walk 3 blocks north and knock on the most appealing door. I think the path from there will be obvious. And thank you for the soul.
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Black Mage
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posted December 15, 2003 06:08 PM
[stern]I thought you were in your room, Chris?[/stern] [somewhat kindly] Now let the grownups handle it, ok? Just scurry along now.[/somewhat kindly] I have the soul of microsoft. I realize it's your child, but can't you take that?
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Satan
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posted December 15, 2003 06:09 PM
No, I already own that. What kind of gift is that? *smites the mage's family pets*
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Polemarch
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posted December 15, 2003 11:06 PM
I'm suprised Jesus hasn't made an appearance yet. Or is it not his job to check on these sort of things? [ December 15, 2003, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Polemarch ]
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Maccabeus
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posted December 16, 2003 07:29 AM
I haven't seen him lately for some reason.
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MEC
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posted December 16, 2003 07:50 AM
I posted this link last year but I decided to post it again.
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Anna
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posted December 16, 2003 08:19 AM
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Maccabeus
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posted December 16, 2003 06:43 PM
Santa, Reaver of Souls?
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Apocalypse
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posted December 16, 2003 09:09 PM
I wish for me.
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