That's right ladies and gentlemen, and now YOU TOO can have the same figure as the President in Hiding of Iraq! Just look at the before and after (SOON TO BE UP) pictures!
Don't believe us? Just listen to this testimonial!
"I kept telling Saddam, "Saddam, my friend. You are getting too pudgey. You need to lose some weight. Why not try the subway diet? It worked for Jared," says associate Mohammad Hamdi al-Ahdal. "But Saddam, he just wouldn't listen. We have 8 look alikes, but we had planned for 15. We just couldn't find enough people who wanted to pack on the pounds to look like him."
But that all changed, thanks to The Bush Administrations health care and excersize programs for Iraq!
"Now, Saddam is considering doing commercials and thought about promoting Metabolife. He just couldn't be happier. He is running like, 15 miles a week and is in the best shape of his life."
Thats right, with a steady intake of Metabolife, combined with a lack of nutrition and constant running, you too can have the figure of a president!
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