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And you better say treat, cause I have 3 dozen eggs in this pillow case for anyone who says otherwise!!
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Ok, Utah Jatraqueros! Who's up for toliet papering Pat's house tomorrow night. Midnight work out for you? Good. I'll send you emails with more details later.
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And what's the deal with you people who give out coupons!!! What the frell? I don't want some stupid lame coupon! That's almost as disappointing as a toothbrush. Gee, you dentist are friggin rich, you can afford a simple candy bar! Plus, you'll be getting more customers and therefore more money. Think of it as a definate investment.
GAH! Toothbrushes!
I WANT REESE'S AND SNICKERS AND 3 FRIGGIN MUSKETEERS!
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We'll bring eggs then. And I'll invent a Toliet Paper Gun.
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Must be over 18, unless you use your parents credit card without them knowing. No refunds past Halloween.
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quote: Ok, Utah Jatraqueros! Who's up for toliet papering Pat's house tomorrow night. Midnight work out for you? Good. I'll send you emails with more details later.
I prefer flaming bags of dog poo, could we do that and toilet paper his house?
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Is it wrong to sit on your roof with a paintball gun and shoot the punks who kick over your jack-o-lanterns? What about if I used a BB gun? Or if I threw Water-balloons, rotten tomatoes, and a 1989 ford?
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I'm dressed up as a Florida Gator fan at work. I have a bright orange and blue shirt, an orange fluffy wig, a gator flag, and my face is painted half orange and half blue. People don't seem to know how to react.
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*shows up at the door dressed as Frida Kahlo*
aw, aren't you cute? You're supposed to be a Mormon, right?
*hands out all kinds of fun Mexican candy like tamarindo, coconut banderas, and hot chamoy squinkles*
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Kayla, that is truly the only way that anyone could make your Halloween festive! Decorate the Google page!!! I love it!!
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I'm a wizard at work, and I'm the Grim Reaper tonight. Gonna give out candy in my new boyfriend's neighborhood, and then we're going to a party.
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Do I have to dress up? Or am I allowed to celebrate in a more conventional manner? Just wonderin'... *hands out some good n plenty. Happy 'Day', all.
DXM
EDIT to add a song:
Bonfires burning bright Pumpkins faces in the night I remember Halloween
Dead cats hanging from poles Little dead are out in droves I remember Halloween
Brown leaved vertigo Where the skeletal life is know I remember Halloween
This day anything goes Burning bodies hang from poles I remember Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Candy apples and razor blades Little dead are soon in graves I remember Halloween
This day anything goes Burning bodies hang from poles I remember Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
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Cool. Now, my grandparents own some historical site in Lehi. I've helped clean it many times. I'll send an email with directions how to get there. Meet around Midnight.
Now, the fun part is that Pat will probably think we are just joking.
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