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Superman
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::wooshes in::
::lurks::
::posts nothing::
::wooshes out::

thank you for your time.
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Damien
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O_O
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Hey, Supes, go fly by Jamaha and take a peek with that x-ray vision of yours. Let us know if she's got a reason to be in a good mood again today.
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Superman
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LOL
You don't need xray vision for that. Just "a smoooove pimpdaddy who luvs da ladies"
Where're Jay and Silent Bob when you need them?
[Razz]
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Oh and who's Jamaha?
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Superman
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Nevermind, saw the thread.
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Ryuko
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Hiya, Superman! Seen that Clark Kent guy anywhere around? He looks kinda like you, actually, except with glasses.
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And his panties are beneath his clothes...
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I think Batman can kick your butt. [Razz]

[ September 12, 2003, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Superman
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Yeah but I heard Clark Kent's kind of a sissy. A real pushover.
Took him three movies to close the deal with a chick that was throwing it at him.

[ September 12, 2003, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Superman ]
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^_^ That made me smile, thank you.
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Superman
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As for Batman, he's just a whiny kid with a bad back and a technogeek butler. If someone points an uzi at my head, I'd rather have my bullet impervious skin than his little plastic gadgets.
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Supes, buddy. I was wondering.....

Um, since you're not using the name Kal-El much anymore.....

I was thinking about changing my name to that, cause it is such a cool name, and somewhat Jewish in origin (from what I hear).

Is that cool with you?

BTW, are you Jewish?
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Oh I suppose you can use it. But I insist that you use a capital "i" instead of an "l" at the end of the names.
Simply because the name Kai E-i entertains me, even if it looks like Kal-El

[ September 12, 2003, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Superman ]
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Ohh, I just aaaddoooorrre a man in tight tights.

Its me, Darth Mauve, the one and only Sith Queen, and Sith Lord, depending on my wardrobe.

I just had to comment on Mr. Man-of-Steel. That's how I love my men, Steel and tights, what a combo.

Actually, I was attracted by the Woooshing. I've been Wooshing for years. I've been swishing for years too. I'll match my swish with your woosh any day cutie.

Me and you have a lot in common, big boy. You have a big S on your manly chest. I love big mannly chests and their S's too.

You come out of a phone booth. I come out of a closet.

You fly. I'm just a bit light in my loafers.

Our only difference is that you put on a pair of glasses and pass for normal. I won't ever pass.

Love

Darth Mauve
I puth the Sith in Sithy.
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Sweet William
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That is so sweet. Let me know if you two need a room. I'll get you one on hotwire.
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[Eek!]
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Lois, looks like you're free later on tonite?
[Wink]
[Razz]
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Ron Post
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-shift in-

>waits<

[ September 13, 2003, 08:03 PM: Message edited by: Ron Post ]
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>Arms krypton radiation bomb.<

-shift out-

[ September 13, 2003, 08:02 PM: Message edited by: Ron Post ]
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Erik Slaine
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eep!

::runs away::
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*disarms kryptonite bomb*

*places in lead box*

Oh, Superman, want to take care of this?
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Ron Post
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-shift in-

Boy, you really get around!

>produces hand grenade<
>pulls pin<
>drops grenade<

Now you'd better get out!

-shift out-
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