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Topic: Sleeping with Avadaru: What NOT to give her in bed
Legolas
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posted August 06, 2003 10:57 PM
A dagger.
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T_Smith
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posted August 06, 2003 11:04 PM
Sweet jebus, the puns I could do...
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Toretha
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posted August 06, 2003 11:05 PM
Yeah, definitely, no daggers for Jane in bed. NONE.
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twinky
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posted August 06, 2003 11:06 PM
Duly noted.
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Avadaru
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posted August 06, 2003 11:10 PM
Legolas, how COULD you? I never took you for the type to kiss and tell.
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Legolas
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posted August 06, 2003 11:13 PM
Well, having a dagger slashed at ones eyes while lying innocently in bed tends to have that effect. EVERYONE! NEVER give her a dagger if you're sharing a bed with her! NEVER
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T_Smith
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posted August 06, 2003 11:17 PM
Stop! I don't think I can hold the innuendo's back any longer!
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Maccabeus
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posted August 06, 2003 11:18 PM
A strange habit for someone with such an ordinary name as "Jane"....
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Avadaru
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posted August 06, 2003 11:22 PM
Legolas, I didn't MEAN to slash at you! It was an accident, I swear! To mar that beautiful face would be a tragedy!
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T_Smith
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posted August 06, 2003 11:27 PM
It's hard. Having to hold it in is a challenge.
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Avadaru
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posted August 06, 2003 11:30 PM
*bursts out laughing* Yes, I expect so.
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TheTick
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posted August 06, 2003 11:31 PM
You young guys can't hold it very long. Wussies.
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T_Smith
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posted August 06, 2003 11:32 PM
I've been holding it for 18 years!!
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dkw
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posted August 06, 2003 11:34 PM
*bites tongue*
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TheTick
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posted August 06, 2003 11:38 PM
::Hides vulgar innuendo from pastor::
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dkw
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posted August 06, 2003 11:39 PM
*snort*
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TheTick
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posted August 06, 2003 11:50 PM
quote: What NOT to give her in bed A wedgie?
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asQmh
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posted August 06, 2003 11:56 PM
quote: I've been holding it for 18 years!! Is this another onanism thread?
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Ryuko
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posted August 07, 2003 12:05 AM
(time for an obligatory use of smilies!!)
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted August 07, 2003 09:41 AM
I don't know about all these innuendos in front of the youngins. Is this legal?
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asQmh
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posted August 07, 2003 10:00 AM
I live in Tennessee and am formerly of Arkansas by way of Nevada and California . . . the way I see it, "all things are lawful to me." [ August 07, 2003, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: asQmh ]
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Dan_raven
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posted August 07, 2003 11:24 AM
quote: *runs away bawling* First, I think the "b" word is misspelled. quote: *was almost impaled by Avadaru* There's your problem. You two are going about it the wrong way.
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted August 07, 2003 11:27 AM
I dunno, he always seemed pretty girly to me and Avadaru was always pretty --[ August 07, 2003, 11:27 AM: Message edited by: Bob the Lawyer ]
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saxon75
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posted August 07, 2003 01:13 PM
What the heck is going on here? quote: I've been holding it for 18 years!! Dude!
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Avadaru
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posted August 07, 2003 01:39 PM
*giggles* You guys make me laugh.
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T_Smith
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posted August 07, 2003 02:18 PM
Saxon,
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saxon75
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posted August 07, 2003 02:26 PM
Oh, I know. And likewise, the multitude of shocked responses were absolutely necessary, even though they were predictable.
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