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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Marek
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posted November 10, 2012 05:49 PM
Of course A Christmas Story is a horror movie, why would you say it wasn't? And then the grass turned purple.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 10, 2012 09:47 PM
How would you describe the Vikings game? We need a new quarterback.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted November 11, 2012 08:47 AM
You asked for change for a dollar, I gave you 7 old dimes, five old pennies and a washer. What more do you need? We voted for Change, but not that kind of change.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 12, 2012 12:15 PM
Did you hear Obama is going to have sex reassignment surgery? I don't think that is covered by Obamacare.
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Marek
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posted December 01, 2012 07:48 PM
Why can't I have n arc reactor put in my chest to charge my phone? I can never find an outlet when I need one!
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Mr. Y
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posted December 03, 2012 03:50 AM
Why are you in this outlet store? I have painted my walls Sky blue.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 04, 2012 04:34 AM
Why does it reek of vodka in here? Grandpa fell asleep on the couch again!
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Marek
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posted December 25, 2012 05:24 PM
So how can you be so sure there was too much rum in the cake? Without mexican food, life has no meaning.
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advice for robots
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posted December 26, 2012 01:49 AM
What was Neil Armstrong originally slated to say upon stepping onto the moon, before Taco Bell dropped their sponsorship of the landing? That's why I'm currently a bear.
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Marek
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posted December 28, 2012 08:14 PM
Is it true that turning from a human in to a bear is easy, but going back is hard? Jackie Chan should have learned to juggle
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Darth_Mauve
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posted January 02, 2013 12:56 AM
Which movie should Jackie Chan choose to star in next--"Juggling with Ninja's" or the Sylvester Stallone comeback pic, "Rocky VIII--Return From the Dead--Boxing Zombies"? The title "Boxing Zombies" sounds cool.
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Marek
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posted January 02, 2013 09:53 PM
Why did anyone ever think it was a good idea to make a movie about undead work force in cardboard factory? The king demanded it.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 02, 2013 10:36 PM
Why is stepping on blue swuade shoes punishable by death in Memphis? Some special intrest is more "special" than others.
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Marek
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posted March 23, 2014 08:01 PM
Why does the superhero lobby always seem to get the tax breaks? Turkey bacon is great, unless you're a turkey.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted March 23, 2014 09:52 PM
What was one of Yoda's not-quite-as-wise cousins favorite sayings? I think that was too much of a stretch.
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Szymon
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posted March 25, 2014 05:22 AM
Why don't we have death penalty by quartering anymore? If only that. He had a goddamn cactus! [ March 25, 2014, 05:38 AM: Message edited by: Szymon ]
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posted March 25, 2014 11:18 AM
Didn't he show up with a fresh roll of toilet paper he said you could use? I'm not sure, but it was on the Internet.
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RivalOfTheRose
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posted March 25, 2014 12:40 PM
Did they ever find Obama's birth certificate? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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Marek
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posted March 26, 2014 12:30 PM
What do superheroes say about their powers when they meet? Well that was impressive.
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Mr. Y
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posted March 27, 2014 04:16 AM
What do superheroes say about each other's powers after comparing them? I was slightly disappointed with him. [ March 27, 2014, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]
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Darth_Mauve
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posted March 27, 2014 07:50 PM
Did you see the Magicians sleight of hand? His hands were quicker than the eye, but slower than the spleen.
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Marek
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posted March 28, 2014 12:52 AM
What did throwing pieces of the anatomy model out the window prove? We should have opened the window.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted March 30, 2014 09:22 PM
What was Bill Gate's last regret? I spent my entire fortune on Candy Crush in-game purchases.
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Marek
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posted April 17, 2014 05:38 PM
I thought you won the lottery, why are you selling sandwiches at the mall again? They were all out of cheese burgers.
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Unmaker
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posted April 17, 2014 08:42 PM
Why the heck did you TP McDonald's? On a slab in the county morgue.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted April 23, 2014 12:59 PM
Where's the BBQ sauce for my slab of ribs? Those are not your ribs.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted April 24, 2014 09:21 AM
What do I use to open this Hoc Lock? That is the strangest lock I've ever seen.
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Frisco
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posted August 19, 2014 02:49 PM
Like my new male chastity belt? It burns with the fire of a thousand suns.
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posted August 19, 2014 02:58 PM
I know that hot sauce tastes good, but how does it feel on the other end? It's best with guacamole.
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GaalDornick
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posted August 19, 2014 06:05 PM
I need something to help me get this suppository in... It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it.
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BlackBlade
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posted August 19, 2014 11:08 PM
What is on the to-do list for the Republican party? That's the second way to skin a cat.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 06, 2014 06:03 PM
What are you doing with that Plunger, Cork Screw, Bucket of Lard, and Dixie Cup? I'm working on my Science Fair project.
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Marek
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posted September 26, 2014 01:16 PM
Why did you stop building your time machine? British people love tacos.
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BlackBlade
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posted September 26, 2014 03:14 PM
How did you keep Scotland from seceding? He's cutting left, now right!
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 26, 2014 10:14 PM
What are you watching on Barber TV? Shave and a haircut.
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GaalDornick
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posted September 27, 2014 11:24 AM
What is the first thing you got after returning from your undercover mission in ISIS? Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to...
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Kwea
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posted September 30, 2014 08:22 PM
What I wish I knew 20 years ago. It doesn't do ANYTHING, that's the beauty of it!
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Darth_Mauve
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posted September 30, 2014 09:01 PM
How's your love life? It reminds me of a purple cow.
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Kwea
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posted October 01, 2014 12:40 AM
Will you put that back in your pants please? Because you are special!
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Marek
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posted October 16, 2014 10:18 PM
Why can't I have as many chicken fingers as everyone else? There are too many sausages.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted November 09, 2014 09:49 PM
How was the German 5 Star restaurant? The kraut wasn't sour enough.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted December 10, 2014 04:29 PM
What did you think of Col. Klink? He's better than General Stupidity.
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Darth_Mauve
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posted December 10, 2014 06:25 PM
What did you think of Col. Klink? He's better than General Stupidity.
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Marek
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posted December 10, 2014 07:09 PM
What did you think of Col. Klink? He's better than General Stupidity.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted December 12, 2014 04:19 PM
What do you think of Major Idiot? That is not a nice way to refer to your father!
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Frisco
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posted March 30, 2015 01:58 PM
Ever figure out what caused your swollen coccyx? No, but it did involve a balloon.
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Frisco
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posted February 14, 2018 04:08 PM
Did you successfully revive this thread with a balloon? It's weird to visit this place.
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Mr. Y
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posted February 15, 2018 02:41 AM
What were your thoughts upon entering the ruins of the visitors centre where you were once employed? Time for a cookie break.
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