Ok... who bumped this then deleted it!?! What, has someone been reading through all my threads? Gathering information? Its not a good idea to give a paranoid person something more to be paranoid about...
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1 carrot 1 onion 2 mushrooms 3 spoonfuls of kidney beans 1 handful of noodles 100 grams of tomato sauce some salt water
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When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:
1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Saying things like "This is the way we've always ridden this horse." (See item 2: "That's the way it is") 4. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses. 6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses. 7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse. 8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability. 9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment. 10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead." 11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse. 12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed. 13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat." 14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance. 15. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper. 16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster. 17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead. 18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses. 19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses. 20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable. 21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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You know, I always knew Dan_Raven was a comic genius, but it wasn't until I went back and read this thread again that I realized his true humor was far greater than I realized.
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We bought peanuts at the grocery store. The kind that are salted and still in their shells.
There's something so satisfying about eating them. It really makes me want to go see a baseball game, though.
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Ha! I've finally found you, Random Thread! Okay, here goes...
Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Tommorrow is the second day of the rest of my life. Yesterday was the last day of the other rest of my life.
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the waves keep on crashing on me for some reason but your love keeps on comin like a thunderball come here a little closer cause i wanna see you baby real close up you got me feelin hella good so let's just keep on dancin
no doubt is the best band in the world
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I bet a good practical joke to play on a blind person would be to turn his keyboard upside down. And then hide from him.
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When there's this many people available on my buddy list, at least one of them should be in Hatrack Chat.
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quote: "A handful of other men were also interested, and the questions were many and good when Clevinger and the subversive corporal finished and made the mistake of asking if there were any." "Who is Spain?" "Why is Hitler?" "When is right?" "Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?" "How was trump at Munich?" "Ho-ho-beriberi." And " "Balls!" All rang out in rapid succession
This came straight to mind when I saw "The Random Thread" (Do I get extra credit for using Catch-22?)
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Why did everyone abandon this thread? This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen, you can do ANYTHING with this. Posts: 190 | Registered: Sep 2003
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