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Derrell
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Try it. If not, I'll use my spider poison, but we have to make sure none of us inhales it.
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skillery
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A smiting spell might work.

We should all take cover first in case there are any reflective surfaces in the passage.

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*takes cover*

*crosses fingers that Mayday's smite spell works*

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::squints and says something in Dwarvish::

::gasps as the spiders all erupt in flames::

By the stars!

::flips though the book and finds a weather spell::

::begins raining::

And I don't think we got the big guys. Those need steel, methinks.

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I'm glad that worked. I've got my Elvish blade for dealing with the big ones.
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*uses the rest of Fallow's Gatorade to douse some flames in Telperion's branches*

Sorry about that Telp. Didn't give you much time to take cover, did we?

*draws Javert's rapier*

Let's do it!

[ April 29, 2004, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: skillery ]

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Derrell
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*moves into passage*

*sees a large spider*

Incoming spider! *charges spider with his sword*

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::starting to charge when she sees the spider::

*squeak*

[ April 29, 2004, 04:44 PM: Message edited by: MaydayDesiax ]

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Derrell
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*throws vial of spider poison into open mouth of spider that's threatening Mayday*

*spider explodes*

edited for spelling

[ April 29, 2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Derrell ]

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skillery
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*swings rapier wildly overhead, severing spider legs, and splattering spider goo everywhere*
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Derrell
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Are there anymore?
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MaydayDesiax
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::snaps out of it:: Thanks, Derrell!

::looks up and grabs a line of spider silk::

::climbs up it and looks::

Maybe... I think we scared them away with the fire, though.

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skillery
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Just mama

*holds cloak over mouth and nose to avoid inhaling spider poison*

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Derrell
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Well, let's get these cocoons open.

*opens the first cocoon he sees*

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Let's get Jenny over to Telperion, quick.
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*grabs torch and waves it through cloud of spider poison*

*spider poison vaporizes*

There, that takes care of it.

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*helps skillery drag Jenny over to Telperion*

*goes back and resumes opening cocoons*

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Don't worry, skill, the rain's letting up, and it's clearing up the posion as well.

::begins to climb down but notices that she's stuck::

SIGH!

::cuts the thread and lands on her feet::

Hey! I didn't fall!

::immediately slips::

::starts cursing in Elvish::

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Are you ok, Mayday?
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Watch out! Here comes mama!
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*turns to face mamma spider*

*attacks spider*

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*pierces mamma spider's abdomen with rapier, spilling green slime onto the floor*
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*shoves point of sword between spider's eys*
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*is crushed under the collapsing spider*
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::leaps and cuts off Mama's head::

I don't think that's everyone...

::looks down passageway to hear more skittering::

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*slices spider in half*

*drags skillery out of the goo*

skillery, are you ok?

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*begin light sequence*

*beginning light ignition sequence*

*set level to supernova, aka: kill spiders*

*setting level*

*Shine!*

*Telperion shines like the Sun... er.. Moon*

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::shocked to see a bigger spider:: Don't Mama spiders EAT Daddy spiders?!

::rushes and cuts off three legs::

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Thanks Derrell.

How many cocoons do you think there are?

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I'd say at least 20.
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What?

Daddy spider?

You've got to be kidding!

[ April 29, 2004, 05:09 PM: Message edited by: skillery ]

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I got this one!

::dodges stinger, then cuts it off::

::stabs upwards into abdomen::

Uh-oh.

::vanishes under the spider::

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I think Mayday and Telp have killed him.
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*struggles to get up, and hobbles over to help Mayday*

*starts hacking away at the dead spider*

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*stabs spider*

*slices him in half*

*pulls Mayday out of the goo*

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Whew! That's some nasty stuff!
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::coughs and spits out spider goo::

Oh, I need a bath...

::hugs Derrell and skillery:: Thank you!

::runs over to hug Telp:: And you!

::goes over and starts cutting cocoons::

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Yeah, it is. Mayday, are you OK?
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*still shining at full power, a trout pops into existance among the leaves*

Woa...at full power I can alter dimentions!

*trout falls into spider wound and wriggles in*

eeewwww.... that was weird!

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Derrell, dude, I've got to get an elvish blade like that.

*helps drag victims back to Telperion*

Wow, we could have the next WenchCon right here under Telperion's boughs!

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*stetches broadly*

Ahhhh....

Everyone under?

Now... about these victims...

*puts a branch up to each persons mouth and lets some silver dew trickle in*

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Here's a face I don't recognize. Looks like one of those Southfarthing pipeweed growers.
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::tending to the incapacitated with the spellbook and helping Telp's aim along::

::notices one small cocoon in the corner::

Hobbits?

::goes and cuts the person out::

Oh! Oh, dear... My fiancee got trapped down here! How interesting... No wonder I haven't seen him all this time!

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Did you hear that Derrell, she's betrothed.

*kicks a dead spider*

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Well, I guess we're going to have to run this joint until the wenches are feeling better.

Let's get them up to their rooms.

I don't know what to do with Javert. We could lean him against the bar and use him as a conversation piece.

*is looking forward to taking a strawberry bubble bath*

*thinks he may take up residence in the Bachelor Wizards' Pad*

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::with everyone healing, now has nothing to do::

::starts to look at the shelves of books::

::picks up one and a Playboy falls out of it::

::shakes head::

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::Wonders if it is the Elf edition, jk::
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*thinks Mayday is eager for another adventure*
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Another adventure? Cool. *Wonders why he can read skillery's mind.*
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I'll bet if we poked around in here we'd find something
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