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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:34 PM
Try it. If not, I'll use my spider poison, but we have to make sure none of us inhales it.
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 04:36 PM
A smiting spell might work. We should all take cover first in case there are any reflective surfaces in the passage.
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:37 PM
*takes cover* *crosses fingers that Mayday's smite spell works*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 04:38 PM
::squints and says something in Dwarvish:: ::gasps as the spiders all erupt in flames:: By the stars! ::flips though the book and finds a weather spell:: ::begins raining:: And I don't think we got the big guys. Those need steel, methinks.
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:41 PM
I'm glad that worked. I've got my Elvish blade for dealing with the big ones.
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 04:41 PM
*uses the rest of Fallow's Gatorade to douse some flames in Telperion's branches* Sorry about that Telp. Didn't give you much time to take cover, did we? *draws Javert's rapier* Let's do it! [ April 29, 2004, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: skillery ]
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:42 PM
*moves into passage* *sees a large spider* Incoming spider! *charges spider with his sword*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 04:43 PM
::starting to charge when she sees the spider:: *squeak* [ April 29, 2004, 04:44 PM: Message edited by: MaydayDesiax ]
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:45 PM
*throws vial of spider poison into open mouth of spider that's threatening Mayday* *spider explodes* edited for spelling [ April 29, 2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Derrell ]
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 04:45 PM
*swings rapier wildly overhead, severing spider legs, and splattering spider goo everywhere*
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:46 PM
Are there anymore?
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 04:48 PM
::snaps out of it:: Thanks, Derrell! ::looks up and grabs a line of spider silk:: ::climbs up it and looks:: Maybe... I think we scared them away with the fire, though.
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 04:48 PM
Just mama *holds cloak over mouth and nose to avoid inhaling spider poison*
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:49 PM
Well, let's get these cocoons open. *opens the first cocoon he sees*
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 04:50 PM
Let's get Jenny over to Telperion, quick.
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:51 PM
*grabs torch and waves it through cloud of spider poison* *spider poison vaporizes* There, that takes care of it.
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:53 PM
*helps skillery drag Jenny over to Telperion* *goes back and resumes opening cocoons*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 04:53 PM
Don't worry, skill, the rain's letting up, and it's clearing up the posion as well. ::begins to climb down but notices that she's stuck:: SIGH! ::cuts the thread and lands on her feet:: Hey! I didn't fall! ::immediately slips:: ::starts cursing in Elvish::
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:55 PM
Are you ok, Mayday?
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 04:56 PM
Watch out! Here comes mama!
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 04:57 PM
*turns to face mamma spider* *attacks spider*
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:00 PM
*pierces mamma spider's abdomen with rapier, spilling green slime onto the floor*
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 05:02 PM
*shoves point of sword between spider's eys*
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:04 PM
*is crushed under the collapsing spider*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 05:05 PM
::leaps and cuts off Mama's head:: I don't think that's everyone... ::looks down passageway to hear more skittering::
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 05:06 PM
*slices spider in half* *drags skillery out of the goo* skillery, are you ok?
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 29, 2004 05:06 PM
*begin light sequence* *beginning light ignition sequence* *set level to supernova, aka: kill spiders* *setting level* *Shine!* *Telperion shines like the Sun... er.. Moon*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 05:07 PM
::shocked to see a bigger spider:: Don't Mama spiders EAT Daddy spiders?! ::rushes and cuts off three legs::
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:08 PM
Thanks Derrell. How many cocoons do you think there are?
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 05:09 PM
I'd say at least 20.
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:09 PM
What? Daddy spider? You've got to be kidding! [ April 29, 2004, 05:09 PM: Message edited by: skillery ]
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 05:11 PM
I got this one! ::dodges stinger, then cuts it off:: ::stabs upwards into abdomen:: Uh-oh. ::vanishes under the spider::
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 05:11 PM
I think Mayday and Telp have killed him.
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:13 PM
*struggles to get up, and hobbles over to help Mayday* *starts hacking away at the dead spider*
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 05:16 PM
*stabs spider* *slices him in half* *pulls Mayday out of the goo*
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:18 PM
Whew! That's some nasty stuff!
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 05:19 PM
::coughs and spits out spider goo:: Oh, I need a bath... ::hugs Derrell and skillery:: Thank you! ::runs over to hug Telp:: And you! ::goes over and starts cutting cocoons::
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 05:19 PM
Yeah, it is. Mayday, are you OK?
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 29, 2004 05:20 PM
*still shining at full power, a trout pops into existance among the leaves* Woa...at full power I can alter dimentions! *trout falls into spider wound and wriggles in* eeewwww.... that was weird!
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:22 PM
Derrell, dude, I've got to get an elvish blade like that. *helps drag victims back to Telperion* Wow, we could have the next WenchCon right here under Telperion's boughs!
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 29, 2004 05:24 PM
*stetches broadly* Ahhhh.... Everyone under? Now... about these victims... *puts a branch up to each persons mouth and lets some silver dew trickle in*
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:27 PM
Here's a face I don't recognize. Looks like one of those Southfarthing pipeweed growers.
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 05:31 PM
::tending to the incapacitated with the spellbook and helping Telp's aim along:: ::notices one small cocoon in the corner:: Hobbits? ::goes and cuts the person out:: Oh! Oh, dear... My fiancee got trapped down here! How interesting... No wonder I haven't seen him all this time!
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:35 PM
Did you hear that Derrell, she's betrothed. *kicks a dead spider*
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 05:44 PM
Well, I guess we're going to have to run this joint until the wenches are feeling better. Let's get them up to their rooms. I don't know what to do with Javert. We could lean him against the bar and use him as a conversation piece. *is looking forward to taking a strawberry bubble bath* *thinks he may take up residence in the Bachelor Wizards' Pad*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 05:47 PM
::with everyone healing, now has nothing to do:: ::starts to look at the shelves of books:: ::picks up one and a Playboy falls out of it:: ::shakes head::
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20X6
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posted April 29, 2004 05:57 PM
::Wonders if it is the Elf edition, jk::
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skillery
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posted April 29, 2004 06:02 PM
*thinks Mayday is eager for another adventure*
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Derrell
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posted April 29, 2004 06:43 PM
Another adventure? Cool. *Wonders why he can read skillery's mind.*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 29, 2004 07:03 PM
I'll bet if we poked around in here we'd find something
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