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jehovoid
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Yeah, Stiles in that respect is like Norm MacDonald.

What's MacDonald doing nowadays anyway?


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zgator
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I agree. Both!
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I agree on the Stiles thing too. McDonald, doesn't he own some fast food restaurants? Might be a different McDonald.

OK--speaking or Ryan Stiles: Who's Line Is It Anyway, the original English version, or the Drew Carey version.

Would Listerine help an Orc's breath?

Slash the Beserker v.s. Smaug, which is the truelly vilest reptile.


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Dan_raven
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This may double since I tried this a moment ago and it didn't send:

I agree about Stiles. I think McDonald got into the fast-food business, but I could be thinking of a different McDonalds.

Speaking of Stiles: Who's Line is it Anyway? Which version is best--the Original English version or the new Drew version.

Would Listerine help with Orc Breath?

Smaug or Slash the Beserker--which is truelly the vilest lizard? Which is the scariest?


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What about Colin Mochrie? After all he has been on both versions of Who's Line. Would Ryan be anything at all without Colin being bald?
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Colin is my hero. Sorry Saruman.
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jehovoid- here

Dan:
  • English version for consistency, US one for outrageousness.
  • Hydrochloric acid wouldn't help an orc's breath. Dead skunks would be an improvement.
  • Slash is both the most vile and the scariest. However, Smaug ran with Slash's "crew" for a while, and runs a close second, at times.


BannaOj- if it weren't for the hairline, Colin would have his own show.

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Colin is the best that green screen thinge is my favorite game on the show, they don't show it nearly enough. However, Wayne and Ryan are also very good... did any of yu see his show? It went off the air I think but it was good while it lasted.

[This message has been edited by Dragon (edited November 08, 2002).]


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If Janis Ian comments on how cool your shirt looks, does that make it Ok to think you're pretty cool because of it?
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Saruman-
Why haven't they made a movie based wholey on "The Hobbit". I love it in it's own right, as a complete story.

The animated version has been done; why not live action billed as LOTR Light?


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Saruman
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Anakin- the clothes don't make the Saruman, Saruman makes the clothes.

LadyDove- they won't be making it, because the real draw to the screen won't be in it... me.

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quote:
Anakin- the clothes don't make the Saruman, Saruman makes the clothes.

Saruman, you make your own clothes? That's so...what's that word I'm looking for...

Oh yeah, that's so girly of you.


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Saruman
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At least I don't make clothes for other people, like you do.

And I look a heck of a lot better in my clothes than that potato sack Gandalf wears.

Chicks dig me, and you're jealous.

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Am not!
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What's your secret for growing such long, strong fingernails?

Do you dye your hair, or is it naturally that brilliant white?


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The nails are all-natural. I just take care of myself well. The hair is really that white, but it helps to keep it clean. Only the best shampoos for me, not the stuff they test on orcs...
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**bump**
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Good thing this was bumped. Seven pages away from oblivion!
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Saruman
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How did you know that?
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Saruman-Is it the symptom of a major dysfunction/addiction that I dragged my computer downstairs with me just to post on Hatrack while I watched the 4-hour Branagh Hamlet?
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Saruman
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Yes, you are in serious need of a life.
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Head Ditch Digger
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Why does Kayla think Pat looks like George Clooney? Is she blind or a bad judge of appearances?

[ June 05, 2003, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

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Saruman
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Because Pat does in fact look like George Clooney, but with better teeth. Duh.
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Only if george Clooney mated with a chipmunk. [Big Grin]
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Yes -- a really hot-looking chipmunk.
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If Pat Looks like George Clooney and I look like Pat then does that mean I look like George Clooney?
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Saruman...You cut down your forests and indutrialized Isengard, making lots of fire and pollution. Now my question to you is, througout all of this, how did you keep your hair so smooth?
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Pat, tell me more about your love of sammiches.
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Kayla
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Simple logic Saruman. (Well, simple for women that is. [Wink] ) Prior to your bump the last post was on Nov. 2. Last night there were 129 pages on this side of Hatrack. The threads whose last post was Nov. 2 were (still are) on page 122. Seven pages.
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zgator
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Cut him some slack, Kayla. He's a journalist. [Wink]
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Saruman: You cut down your forests and indutrialized Isengard, making lots of fire and pollution. You tried for years, through threats and covert operations, for a regime change in Rohan, and when they kept their insane leader, you invaded. Your biggest threat has come from a charismatic terrorist leader who hides in caves and is supported by local religiously fanatic tribes (of Elves). Now my question to you is, how are you related to the Bush family?
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Kayla
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Oh, I don't think that was the problem, Zan. I think he was overly disconcerted by the thought that I am stalking him and didn't stop to think of a logical explanation. I mean, how scary would it be to have a fellow poster know exactly where all your threads were?!? [Wink]
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be afraid kayla, i print out all your posts and hang them on my walls. be very afraid
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Kayla, I thought you knew where all the threads were of everyone who had posted. I never thought of you as a stalker, just all-knowing.
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prox. . . sigh. Why does this always happen to me?

Z, you are a wise, astute, and intellingent person. [Smile]

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You obviously are a man with much work to do - a man on the go. How do you get your hair so straight, yet still have time for conquering Middle Earth?
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Head Ditch Digger --

You only remotely look like Pat. And just to clear everything up, Pat does look just like me.

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George - The real question is do you look like Pat? Are you willing to admit that? I would like to see side by side comparrasion. I want proof.
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Since you're so all powerful *cough cough* what isn't the answer to life the universe and everything?
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Oh come on, even I know that.
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So little time, so many questions...

quote:
Saruman...You cut down your forests and indutrialized Isengard, making lots of fire and pollution. Now my question to you is, througout all of this, how did you keep your hair so smooth?
I use a straightening iron to give it that so smooth look. And I use Pantene conditioner.

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Pat, tell me more about your love of sammiches.
Tell me more about your love for late-night drinking binges that in your vomiting in a gutter, then falling asleep in said vomit.

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Saruman: You cut down your forests and indutrialized Isengard, making lots of fire and pollution. You tried for years, through threats and covert operations, for a regime change in Rohan, and when they kept their insane leader, you invaded. Your biggest threat has come from a charismatic terrorist leader who hides in caves and is supported by local religiously fanatic tribes (of Elves). Now my question to you is, how are you related to the Bush family?
How are you related to Cedrios?

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You obviously are a man with much work to do - a man on the go. How do you get your hair so straight, yet still have time for conquering Middle Earth?
See question number one.

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Since you're so all powerful *cough cough* what isn't the answer to life the universe and everything?
I always take time to smell the roses, even though I cut all mine down.
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Bumpage.
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Saruman, is it true that I am just another voice in your head?
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Since you're just a voice in my head, you should already know the answer.
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yeah yeah.

Will you tell Trogdor to point his muzzle away from me. The brimstone is a little strong.

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No.
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Why is Pat still hanging around in his various incarnations after he claims to have left?
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Who will win this round of Mafia?
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I like to think that there's a little bit of Pat inside each of us, even those of us who aren't Pat, but especially in those of us who are Pat. Thus, Pat will live on as long as we all nurture that little bit of Pat inside us, unless you actually are Pat, in which case Pat will live on as long as you don't die.

Does that answer your question, Shigosei?

Jeniwren will win this game of mafia. She's using the name Patsy to distract you from the fact that she's actually the godfather, not the moderator. Sucker.

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Saruman,

Did something crawl up inside of you and die?

And...

Just how cool is Pat?

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