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Better yet, eskort him off the school grounds and tell him if he doesn't buckle down and fly right that his overall chances of success are not good.
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No, I'm more the good cop/bad cop believer.
One of you tie him to a chair, stare at him with a wrinkled brow, sweater the truth out of him, yank his chains, threaten to beat him with a rubber hosery.
The other string him along, en-fold him in your care, listen to his yarns.
That way you'll un-cover the truth.
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Oops we seem to be drifting off topic. Drug references creeping in here. I will do my best to keep from getting side cracked.
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Yes, Punwit, the thread is starting to bobb in and out, but I think it will weave together again. As long as we don't get too warped.
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Some of these were so pun-ful, I weft. But I dried my tears, and pulled myself back up by my bootstraps.
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Inseams this thread is still growing, but we left plenty of room for growth. If this thread gets any longer, we'll have to let it out to a fourth page.
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Wow this thread has really been stretched out of all proportions. It truly suits this patched together outfit.
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Have to give credit to my business partner. I was relating some of this thread to him. His comment was, "I think you all should be booted off"
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I've just run through the gauntlet that is this thread and I have to say..."I glove you all!"
It was nip and tuck there for awhile, but I think we have finally brought this thread around to the right coordinates. I'm glad too, 'cuz I'd really hate for us to be kicked "off the 'rack" you know!
That just wouldn't be a fitting PUNishment.
In brief, to me you're all tops!
In fact, I think it's entirely likely that future generations of jatraqueros will be found boning up on this thread. It'll be a required corset.
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Thanks Bob and everyone involved. This was great fun. I commented to Elizabeth that reading was a great way to reduce stress. It seemsstress is relieved also by reading threads that aren't cut short or in other words unseamly endings.
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Oh, my! IS that a goose down there? Oh,no, it is just Uncle Paul, going to park, uh, his car.
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I know I'm the rookie and you're the veteran, Bob, but you need to quit padding your post count. Perhaps you need a good smock upside the head.
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I'm wondering if I've crossed some line by threatening Bob with a smock to the head. If so I apologize for violating an en(trenched) code.
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Polly Esther double-knitted her brows as she looked at the telephone and considered what the butterfly caller had complained about. The sound emanating from the church's bell bottoms in the white belt of suburbia had disturbed the man's rest. And leisure suited the man well. The local priest couldn't be de-frocked and that platform wouldn't be a shoe-in for success for her boss who had just thrown his hat in the political ring.
"I need some kind of wide tie that will bring the community together," she hemmed to herself. "Skirting the issue won't work and if we play it too close to the vest it will make it look like we've been caught with our pants down."
(sorry, that's as far as I could get with that one)
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Some of the puns are a real stretch. They call for you to suspender belief for a moment. Others are so far-fetched they only fly on a wingtip and a prayer.
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Polly just couldn't figure it out. If Mr. Hosen wanted to be a community leder, he'd have to learn to knit-pick his fights.
He took to the mantle of responsibility to seriously. From the worries of the stocking boy at the grocery store to the diesel-fitter at the hosiery plant (he checked panty-hose sizes, proclaiming, Diesel-fitter, diesel-fitter), Mr. Hosen carried the worries of the community in his pocket and wore his heart on his sleeve.
Hosen was a dyed in the wool, man of the people. Everyone in town wore shirts off of his back and he had proudly walked a mile in everyone else's shoes.
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tux, tux, tux. You've all gown off the deep end. I'm just bowler'd over. Maybe I shouldn't beret you so severely. I just think we could jacket up a notch in some fashion and have something to show for it. Alb be backless a few layers. Any more and I'd be in my birthday suit.
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A bit off topic I guess. If they ever make a movie based on our hosts life I would love to placard. I think that would be slicker than just about anything, almost a crowning achievement.
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We got any mechanics hanging out in this thread? I need some advice concerning my 95 F150. Its got bout 80,000 miles on it and up until about 2 weeks ago it was running as smooth as silk. Since then something has happened, now it chemise and shakes when I come to a stop. If you think you could help, let me know but please remember I am strapped for cash.
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Ok, where are the normal punsters tonight? You all need to parka your butt in front of the computer and poncho the keys until you come up with a good pun.
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